Chipotled

Poisoned food poisoning salmonella

When you buy cooked food that poisons you you've been chipotled.

by RodondoNeal April 13, 2019

Chipotlit

When its lit at chipotle

YASSSS ITS CHIPOTLIT!!!! *New York voice*

by tharealvnasty May 24, 2014

Chipotlayed

When A load goes sideways and you know JRO is coming for you.

Your truck is late ...get ready to get Chipotlayed!

by Pyledriver321 May 11, 2016

Chipotlinity

Eating at chipotle for the first time

Hey, guess what, I lost my Chipotlinity tonight to a burrito.

by Chipotle Lover February 25, 2010

Chipotlay

Verb - to have food inserted into one's vagina and/or anus.

Other tenses: chipotlaying, chipotlaid, chipotlays

Last night we got a little frisky and next thing I knew he had "chipotlaid" me.

by KLS79 September 3, 2005

Caribbean Chipotlie Dance

A worker needs to get ahead at his job so he has to give a special blow job to his manager. It only works on older managers that have a hard time getting an erection. The worker has so suck on the dick and at the same time stimulate the manager's asshole by tickling it with his fingers stretched upwards and always in motion.

Bill wasn't getting enough hours for the work week and he knew the only way to get what he needed was to perform a Caribbean Chipotlie Dance on his manager. Afterwords Bill had overtime for the next month.

by Drpun May 16, 2009

Chipotled

The effect of tasty food on a persons cognitive ability.

Example takes place at restaurant

Person 1, "Dude, how did you do on the test?"

Person 2, "It was cool...good (busy eating epic food)"

Person 3, "hahha, this fool is totally chipotled"

by 3Ran April 13, 2011