Chinese Secret

A "friends with benefits" relationship. Usually a Chinese secret involves a relationship between two individuals that contrasts sharply. For example, a relationship between a African American male and a Caucasian female, or a medical student and a janitor, or two individuals with statistically significant age difference.

Yo, did you see Alonzo trying to holler at that girl? He wants her to be his Chinese secret!

by Alonzo "the playa" April 14, 2008

Chinese Submarine

(noun) an alcoholic beverage concealed within a larger receptacle that prevents the rousing of suspicion when in public areas that prohibit the use of such substances.

Guy 1 "I'd love to see that movie tonight, but I really wanna drink."

Guy 2 "No problem. Just grab a large cup from the snack stand and make a Chinese Submarine."

by RD PS December 18, 2012

chinese sky candy

(n). Fireworks

Hey any of you guys know where I can score some chinese sky candy?

by Team JPD March 26, 2003

Chinese Snowball

Exactly what you think it is, a compacted ball of rice used as a projectile.

Dude you missed it at lunch today! Fu Chow Meng got pelted in the face by a Chinese snowball; it wouldn't have been as funny if he didn't enjoy it so much.

by Butternutz77 September 27, 2010

chinese screwdriver

When a man is doing a handstand above the prostitute. The prostitute proceeds to shove wads of raw noodles up the man's asshole while the the man spins on a platform.

"Yo, I was in China for business and I got the sickest Chinese Screwdriver. I can taste the noodles."

by Mom Poon Monsoon October 3, 2013

Chinese Sandblaster

When you eat a lot of Chinese food and bend over, clench your ass cheeks and shit in your lovers face.

"You smell like shit and looks like you took sandpaper to your face."
"Naw man, my lady gave me a good old fashioned Chinese Sandblaster an hour ago."

by ThatRevlo September 12, 2017

CHINESE STROKE LUNG

Deadly disease cause by typing too fast. It can affect the lungs and brain.
Symptoms: Fits of laughter, INTENSE fits of laughter.

Dude 1:Hey did you see Ryan?
Dude 2: Yeah I think he got Chinese Stroke Lung
Dude 1: Oh poor guy.

by W&R INC. December 16, 2019