Chimp

dirty whore

look at all those chimps

"chimps have big testicles so they can have loads of sex. a chimp is a whore"

by colin miles December 7, 2003

Chimp

A monkey, not a chimpanzee in the Jaun

Look at that chimp, not chimpanzee.

by Mr.King September 5, 2013

Chimp

Acronym for Came Heavily In My Pants. Premature ejaculation while clothed.

Man, that chick was so damn hot, I thought I was gonna chimp!

by billybobfunpants May 27, 2010

Chimp

To pick at another person, literally. Pop their pimples, groom them etc.

Hey, can you chimp ma face.... pop my zits... get rid of my blackheads

by Roonsterme June 15, 2019

Chimp

A creature of the phylum/ species haskellus-erectus, known as chimp for his chimp like stature and features

"Chimp, see that picture of the chimp on the wall of the psychology room? Thats you that is."

by The Keith March 29, 2003

Chimp

see ferien

by HL October 14, 2003

chimped

Having your face ripped off by a sexually frustrated and jealous chimpanzee is sometimes referred to as being "chimped."

WOW! That bitch really got chimped when she copped a feel off of the primate's common law wife. She shouldn't have drank champagne with it and polished it's knob so much. Oh well, at least it didn't trash the bitch's Camry and steal any credit cards.

by running out of patience February 24, 2009