childhood

A time when you are young, about 1-13 years old. But now its 1-5 years old brcause school is fucking bullshit unless you're finnish

The last thing i remember about my childhood is when my parents actually smiled

by muggingturtlefrnchguy August 5, 2018

Childhood

The best time to turn people gay.

I recruited a bunch more 10-year-olds to my gay agenda today.

by AflacJack January 18, 2005

Childhood

A foreskin on a tiny unsircumcised adult penis.

Davor always goes home to shower after the rugby, he has a nasty childhood.

by stusx10 February 7, 2018

childhood

the worst years of someones life, when one is basically living a prisoner-like lifestyle (i am an actual child, i would know this)

i fucking hate my childhood

by some hackerman December 1, 2018

Childhood

Something that can easily be ruined

My dad left that fucked up my childhood

by I’m single and lookin June 12, 2019

childhood

Blissful ignorance of the horrors in the world.

Everyone is a child, but not everyone gets the privilege of having a childhood.

by bearbears July 25, 2020

childhood

when you're growing up with lousy parents and drinking milk as you mature into a fucking retard (when you hit 16)

"look at that retard, he is a twat in his childhood *laughter"

by lophi1 November 4, 2020