Chickenpox

The sexually transmitted disease you get from having unprotected sex with a chicken.

Kito suffered a severe case of chickenpox after he left his uncle's ranch in Indonesia.

by chickiechickie September 26, 2007

chickenmonkey

a term usually used in place of words such as: fucktard, smartass, or jerk. Most commonly placed in front of another derogatory term. Normally said in a joking manner and setting.

"You chickenmonkey bastard. You beat me again!"

by JEII May 18, 2006

chickenmonkey

A word used to make up a situation to get yourself out of another.

Daniel: Where are you going yo?
Jammie: I'm going home.
Daniel: Why?
Jammie: I gotta go eat my chickenmonkey.

or
Daniel:Can you give me a ride home.
Jammie: Nah, sorry man I gotta do my chickenmonkey

by kohalakoala July 6, 2010

chickenpony

a unicorn or peguses with wings

i saw a chickenpony pooping on my lawn

by penut bob January 24, 2011

chickendonkey

A special dance used to scare away rats when they're chasing you. The dance involves running while flapping your arms like a chicken and making donkey noises. This should hopefully scare away any rats that are chasing you. Good luck.

person1: "OH NO WE'RE GETTING CHASED BY RATS!!!!
person2: "WELL WHAT DO WE DO??!!!?

person1: "DO THE CHICKENDONKEY NOW!!!!!!!"

person2: "what"

by the fungus tomato 🪱 January 18, 2026

Vegas Chickenpox

Derived from "What happens in Vegas , stays in Vegas. Except Herpes that shit comes back with you" along with Chickenpox being a very common virus most people have, creates a less threatening title for Genital Herpes.

Adult 1: I wanna fuuuuq you so bad right now bb...

Adult 2: Sweet but first I gotta let you know I have Vegas Chickenpox...

Adult 1: That doesn't sound very threatening! I have fun in Vegas! I won't press you for more information! Let's fuuuuq!

Adult 2: RADICAL!

by mindxkontrolle October 1, 2016

Puffalo Chickeroni

The perfect pizza - split with half pepperoni and half buffalo chicken. The best of both worlds, coexisting side by side in perfect harmony.

Server: Hey, there. What can I get for you today?
Me: I’m really in the mood for some pizza. Could I have a medium sicilian puffalo chickeroni pizza please?

by Hey.Hi January 1, 2020