Mr. Cherwink

The lord of all band directors. He never makes memes for you even if you remind him for like a whole year. He is the god of the secondary section and the Concert band classes. Also known as Lord Cherwink, Sensei Cherwink, Senor Cherwink, and Sir Cherwink

Band: Sir! Cherwink! Sir! (Cue excruciatingly horrible voice crack) Cheeeeeeeeeeerwiiiiiiiiiink!
Grow Secondaries (In hushed whispers): We love you Mr. Cherwink!

by Yeetblaster October 1, 2017

Checking your frequency

When the autistic kid does those weird ass nosies and goes from high to low.

Checking your frequency is the worst sound ever.

by H2Toxic September 1, 2017

Checkings Accounts

A term used by people who lack basic, everyday intelligence or understand simple banking/financial terms.

Bank Member: I'd like to make a deposit to my checkings accounts.
Bank Teller: You mean you have more than one checking account?

by PantherPride20-17 December 31, 2009

Checking the Cookies

Similar to the classic Dutch Oven, but rather ones ownself farts and peaks inside to get a whiff of their own medicine

“Oh man that was a good one (fart), I’m gonna check the cookies!”

“Dude, stop checking the cookies, your letting all your ass breath out of your blankets and it’s stinking up the room”

by Corbear123 May 27, 2018

Chjerking

The act of jerking off using the warm skin peeled off a rotisserie chicken.

Got damn it son, you ruined another family dinner! Why are you addicted to this chjerking business?

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

checkin

A form of name calling used started and used in Memphis Tennessee. Sometimes starting with "Shut Yo" or ending with "Looking ass nigga" "Looking ass bitch" or just "Looking ass." Some people have their own ways of doing this. Some people end with "Face ass"
This is known by almost everyone in Memphis Tennessee.
People use random ideas and items in their checks.

"Shut yo sour cabbage eatin ass up"
"King Kong Granddaddy Looking Ass Nigga"
"Get yo pregnant ape looking ass on somewhere"
"Bean Pie face ass"

James says "Damn mayne they checkin yo ass."

by Chris James III July 5, 2007

squeakin cheekin

When a penis enters an asshole, the lack of lubricant creates a noise known as a squeakin cheek in.

One night, after Alexis having a few too many margaritas and forgetting to get the lube, James went to put it in the butt and it was an epic squeakin cheekin.

by derpy_derek June 28, 2016