The Helicopter

The Helicopter is a sex position that is extremely difficult to complete. A man with an erect penis must lay on a flat surface and a woman gets on top and inserts the erect penis in her vagina. The woman then must do a full split creating two 90 degree angles with her legs and body. The woman then must grab hold of a ceiling fan, or something similar, and have the ceiling fan spin her around on the man's penis. The helicopter has only been successfully completed 2 times on record. Once in Soviet Russia by a man named Mishovia Donkavist and a woman named Fitsa Removv. The second was completed by yours truly, bad_cactus, and a Donald Trump sex doll which I had to duct tape to the ceiling fan. Most attempts on record usually wind up dislocating the man's penis, or even worse, snapping it off completely.

Man: Babe, I want to try something crazy tonight

Woman: What is it?
Man: Let's try The Helicopter!
Woman: Are you sure!? Don't you know the risks?!

by Bad Cactus July 15, 2017

Helicoptering

The act of spinning ones dick around in a circular fashion, helicopter noises are optional and can enhance the experience

One time I was helicoptering in the shower and my dick slapped me in the nuts.

by Weewee weapon September 12, 2016

Dick Helicopter

Dick helicoptering - The act of swinging one's phallus in a circular motion with such velocity than positive lift is achieved. Generally used in the context of literal or metaphorical phallus size comparisons, as the ease at which lift is achieved is directly proportional to the size and/or aerodynamic suitability of said member.

Josh was such a douche, he is always dick helicoptering about how great he did.

by Ribeye_Steak May 24, 2012

helicopter mom

A hovering & controlling, but well-meaning, parent who gets way too involved in her child's life to the point of doing things that are completely inappropriate, such as personally attending all of little Sweetiepie's extracurricular activities, writing medium-sized Sweetiepie's school application essays, and submitting full-grown Sweetiepie's job applications.

Suzy's job interview was rendered very awkward by the fact that her helicopter mom insisted on accompanying her.

Joey moved across the country to escape his helicopter mom, but she still calls him six times a day.

by creaternity November 19, 2006

Helicopter 'spin'

A 'Helicopter Spin' is something that's performed be a nude man, usually in a shower where he would spin his cock around like a helicopter propellar. The cock would ofcourse have to be of sufficient length (+15cm). There is no point in this action, men think its fun to do.

Perry performs a Helicopter 'spin' in the shower when he's alone.

by Mother Effer Jones March 10, 2013

apache attack helicopter

A large metal contraption that people seem to sexually identify as.

"what do you sexually identify as?"
"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, the fek else you want?"

by Nikachu14 December 9, 2016

helicopter economics

When the monetary authorities put a seemingly unlimited amount of money into the financial system in order to stimulate the economy; as if they were flying around in helicopters and dropping money from the sky. This usually results in substantial inflation and sometimes hyperinflation.

The Federal Reserve's excessive easy money policy is helicopter economics at its worst.

by Daryl Montgomery March 8, 2008