Cheesianity is one of the many religions that Abraham fathered. We believe that Chod made the universe and when man corrupted the world he flooded it with nacho cheese. Chod sent his only son Cheesus to Chearth and he died for our sins of eating blue cheese. The Angel Chucifer rebelled against Chod and fell down from Heaven, and was given a new name, Notserp.(Or the Devil) Notserp roamed the earth for eternity and in 2017 A.D, masquerading as a middle schooler in the United States of America, he will unleash his blue cheese upon the world.
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A word used by member of staff in Subway or sandwich artists used as a timesaving substitute for "Would you like Cheese on your sandwich, sir? Would you like me to heat it up in the toaster for you?"
Customer: Asixinchmeatballmarinaraonitalianherbsandcheese please.
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