cheesedick squid

1. someone with tentacles who secretes dairy products from their genitalia
2. a total gayball virgin

Conor is such a cheesedick squid. Definitely not sick.

by Legends' Gonna Legend October 21, 2013

Cheesenibble

Rephrasing a comment or joke previously made during a conversation receiving attention and credibility in the process.

Joe, in his monotone voice, told us what happened last night, but Jesse cheesenibbled when he retold what the sequence of events in a hilarious way which made everyone laugh.

by Mr. Midnight Movie August 26, 2017

Cheesedick

An imbecilic individual, usually a male person, who generally does not lack in mental prowess but is sorely lacking in charisma and the social skill necessary to apply his intellect in a useful, practical or agreeable manner. His lack of a sense of timing and appropriate behavior is only exceeded by the fact that he is oblivious to his condition, causing him to often assert and insert himself where he has no business. To make matters worse, he firmly believes that he is one of the coolest people on the planet. This makes him one of the most annoying creatures on earth and thus has earns him the title, CHEESE-DICK!

Wankleferd was sounding off in the meeting again today and jamming his nose up the bosses ass...what a cheesedick!

by Mr. Carl Cunnilanguage September 29, 2004

cheesetits

1 - A friendly term between males often used when answering the phone

2 - A nasty thing to call your missus if you want to annoy her but not get in too much trouble, implying she doesnt wash the area under her breasts

not to be confused with chesstits

caller 1 "hello this is caller 1"
caller 2 "alright cheesetits howz it going?"

girl "please can you help me with the housework all you seem to do theses days is drink"

boy "i'd drink a hell of a lot less if you didnt have cheesetits"

by cheesemonkeysnutz August 5, 2006

cheesebiscuit

to pass gas through one's anus

I apologize for the smell because I have just made a cheesebiscuit.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Knobby CheeseDick

Someone who exposes their genitalia to other people in confined spaces like cleaning cupboards.

Where's the cleaner? In the cupboard with Knobby CheeseDick

by Dan Gleebles III April 26, 2010

Cheeseing it

When some one has a big smile, particularly when taking a picture and saying cheese.

girl 1: Oh look the football team is taking a group picture
girl 2: They all look so somber
girl 1: Not Mark, he's Cheeseing it!

by procrastinator33 February 22, 2011