STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
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Cheese: Head honcho, thinks he's all that
To describe or call someone after they brag about something meaningless.
Word to use instead of saying, "that guy thinks he's the shit."
Cheese: Head honcho, thinks he's all that
To describe or call someone after they brag about something meaningless.
Word to use instead of saying, "that guy thinks he's the shit."
Joe: I just ate the biggest sandwich!
Bob: Oh tough cheese right there...
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Joe: I just got the best score on this video game!
Bob: Oh tough cheese right there...
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Joe: I'm going to knock him out!
Bob: Oh tough cheese right there...
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Bob: Oh tough cheese right there...
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Bob: Oh tough cheese right there...
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