DJ Chalkboard Alex

Also known as DJ Unpleasant. The guy that takes everyone's fun away.

Girls- Ewww, DJ Chalkboard Alex is here tonight, what an unpleasant suprise. Let's go somewhere else.

Guys- Well, the girls are gone, so are we. For some reason, our lives revolve around what females are doing, so like a herd of livestock, we will go where they go, since that is where the tits will be.

by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021

North of the checkerboard

North of Wiarton Ontario. Redneck and known for inbreeding

Everyone’s cousin’s north of the checkerboard

by Ignoramousboi January 11, 2021

Cockboard

A chalk board that you write on with your dick.

"Please write your name and length in inches on the Cockboard."

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

chalkboarding

When an ex- boyfriend or girlfriend constantly stalks and tries to find out every new detail of their former significant others life. They try to gather info from mutual friends, facebook, drive bys, etc... As if writing all of this info on a big chalkboard.

I wish my ex would quit chalkboarding me. He needs to get a life and quit stalking. Its over.

by Sally Mae 123 June 19, 2010

Checkerboard Chick

A white girl who likes black guys because they are the best lovers in the world. When together they make a "checkerboard" because of their black and white pattern when they hold each other close. She is known to love their soft skin and luscious lips.

Not always a great thing to be when bitchy black girls are around.

(what white wouldn't like a black man? whoever she is, is a liar!)

I am proud to be a checkerboard chick!


What the f**k! That damn white girl is flirting with my man. What a checkerboard chick!

by mary_andrews16 February 23, 2009

Nails to my chalkboard

A saying used to display a strong hate but worst than the word hate

Colby: you know that Ian kid, I took his girl and he’s really just the nails to my chalkboard.
Friend: yeah he’s a cunt

by Colby.exe November 29, 2018

checkerboard

Like a Pressed Ham. The bare buttocks is placed against a chain-link fence.

by Anonymous March 7, 2003