chattention

The act of actually having someones attention via chat or text. WITHOUT long delays in between.

YO..bro..ima over here on ur chat window....gimme yo chattention..GAHHH!

by JZarkman March 22, 2011

chathurya

Chathurya is the definition of peak human evolution. She's very friendly and adorable and she's also super smart. Chathurya sends the funniest voice notes and has the best laugh. You would 10/10 want to be friends with her because she's really nice. Chathurya is also a movie buff and a Harry Styles simp. Everyone loves Chathurya because she's a kween.

She's such a nice person. I bet she's a chathurya

by cowriririri December 13, 2020

Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot

A sex act which requires two people. Zac Brown Band's ''Chicken Fried'' should be played whilst act is carried out. Both parties must have western apparel on, at the very least, spurred cowboy boots. First the man must begin a basic line dance routine. The woman then lassos the man's penis with a shoelace and pulls it tight, then a hard kick to the testicles ensues.

Hiram: Dang Cephas! Why y'all walkin' so funny?

Cephas: I te'y'a why. Jenny Lou got to watchin' them Academy of Country Music Awards, and hearin' that Chicken Fried song made her ripe for courtin'. We got all suited up in our Nashville Farbies, an' when I's just gettin' into the swing, she done roped my rope and kicked my grapes with her spurred boots. I got pinwheel cuts on my sack!

Hiram: Dad gum! The classic Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot.

by Sturdy Danny McGee April 30, 2010

Chathuni

attratcive, good taste in clothes, and smart. someone who is trustworthy and dependable. this type of person takes it to the limit.
they can be a valuable friend, but if you mess with them they will become beastly..

hey, isnt that the cool girl who beat up that big fucktard.....shes such a Chathuni

by Imalady March 23, 2009

catturdcoin

Catturdcoin is a new form of blockchain currency that focuses on leveraging the randomness of cats. Catturdcoin has tremendous ecological benefit due to offloading its primary function of problem solving from the computer hardware to a biological analogue. With Catturdcoin a programmer in Egypt can talk to a cat owner in Russia and negotiate an amount of Catsource to be input to the cat. A cat will consume the Catsource and perform the work of generating the essense of Catturdcoin which we call Fe-cal. Fe-cal is completely CPU, net and ram neutral. Cats generate a Fe-cal event after a semi-random period of time we call the Dropchain. You can increase the amount of Catsource and this may generate faster Dropchain. Fe-Cal is a totally unique token dropped by the cat which will then be 3d scanned and archived as a proof of work. Once a Fe-Cal is scanned in and accepted as real the computers on the Catturdcoin network will determine its value based on length, width, weight and density and also multiplyng this score by the length of time it took between Catsouce input and Fe-cal event. If the valuation computers do not agree they will roll a series of 11 20-sided dice and whoever rolls highest wins unless a computer rolled natural 20s in which case the most natural 20s win. This randomness adds value to the Fe-Cal as it may be destroyed even after a successful process- just like non-cryptocurrency! Assuming this doesn't happen the Fe-Cal score is converted directly to Catturdcoin.

"Would you like to invest in Catturdcoin?"
"Not really."

by thisislikelytheend August 4, 2020

Chattel

Something or someone that you own.

Don't talk to the chattel, talk at the chattel.

Have you seen my chattel?

Shut your mouth chattel!

by Bob Esserfoot May 25, 2004

Chatterbox

Someone who never shuts the hell up. They keep blabbering about random crap that makes no sense

Yo A-Prod, So like i saw my dad today, and he was like this, and he said that i couldnt do that, and then we went to the club, and got buck with another fruitfluffy, and i was like---" "Remmy, shut the HECK UP bro! stop bein such a frickin chatterbox!

by A-Prod October 15, 2010