f ed up beyond all recognition. slovinly inactive
"MOVE YOUR F... IN CHATHAM"
"MOVE YOUR FEET"
"NIBBLE MY H_MROID"
"TACO IN GRANDPA'S A_S"
During a tennis lesson the student says, the court dork teaching pro/DIMINISHED OBEIDIENTLY PUT ON THE KNEE PADS IN THE "POCKETBOOK DAY".
"THE POWER OF PRESUPPOSITION."
"CHAPPED CURTAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"BOTTOM OUT DAY"
"DEEP WOMB STIMULATION DAY"
"NO PANTIES DAY UNDERWEAR, SHAVE YOUR GOAT, FOLLOW THROUGH STROKE DAY, PAY THEM TO LEAVE DAY(SPITZER, MOVE YOUR CHATHAM DAY, DAY, BRING YOUR GRANDMA, DAUGHTER, HOT WIFE DAY LADY SHOW ME YOUR GRIP DAY,
WTF HAPPENED TO THE DOLLAR DAY(PRIVATE BANK FED).
by "HONEY DUST" April 9, 2009
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A place in which nothing or very little is located; an empty or dull location.
Don't go to hiking in the woods. It's just a chatham out there.
by John-Norman Smith October 10, 2006
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A place where too many people visit in the summer. A quant little drinking village with a fishing problem!
by heather October 31, 2003
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an overrated suburb in new jersey. i don't know why everyone thinks they are so rich- they really aren't. they have tiny bungalows and hideous houses scattered everywhere, with only a couple of nice ones in between. if you really want to see a rich town go to basking ridge or greenwich
"eww...look at those chatham girls- they're such wannabes!"
"oh i know...hasn't anyone told them that ugg boots are SO over?"
by pinkandgreen June 7, 2005
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the greatest place ever. its not the rich, snobby, bitchy, place in nj that everyone says it is. only some weird wannabes from summit and madison think that. its also highly respected for grades and sports aka basketball group 2 champions.
person 1: lets go to madison

person 2: ewww madison sucks! lets go to chatham

person 3: yay!!!!!!
by burple September 2, 2007
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a town on Cape Cod with rich people that fight over whether or not to fill in natural channels (the new cut) so long that by the time they decide, its too late

has a nice airport (with nice people who always appreciate company)

a place that residents can scare tourists away and get away with it...nice wintertime on Main Street
I live in Chatham, and in the summer, I show that I am.
by majordriver November 22, 2007
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chatham is jus another preppy rich town in new jersey that every other town hates. and they have every right to becuz everyone in chatham thinks they r really cool and rock in sports and crap. but really...they dont and its jus all retarded. i would know...i live in chatham and as much as i would love to live in another town...i dont want to becuz this is where i grew up and this is the only place i wanna stay in. anyway....people could care less wat u say bout this town. we know it sucks..get over it cuz ur town prolly sucks even more
chatham + money = SNOBS!!!!!!! oh well
by darfunkle May 7, 2005
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