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chasing turdbeams

When someone has what they think is a genius idea but it is far from it.
Getting his Masters Degree in Business did not eradicate his lifelong talent for chasing turdbeams.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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chamon

the joining of the words "come" and "on", popularized by the great Michael Jackson. An early example appears in the song "BAD", from the album, "BAD"; "cha'mon, get on me..."
"hey you guys, cha'mon with those change orders!!"
by anthony March 23, 2005
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Chaconian

An individual that always wears Chacos. Temperature does not matter to the true Chaconian. If it's 30 degrees, or 120 degrees, a Chaconian will be in their Chacos. Elements and location does not matter to the true Chaconian. If it's raining, snowing or storming, a Chaconian will be in their Chacos. If they are at the beach, kayaking, playing Ultimate, or rock climbing, a true Chaconian will be in their Chacos. To the Chaconian, Chacos are much more than a pair of awesome sandals, it's a lifestyle.
Guy #1:"Did you see that guy wearing his Chacos yesterday? He must be crazy! It was snowing!"
Guy #2:"He's not crazy! He's a Chaconian!"
by RedWo1f24 April 12, 2012
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Chacone

1) Someone who goes out of their way to get someone else in trouble.
2) Someone who causes their own problems, yet names you as the source, to get you in trouble.

Working at the bottom of the totem pole job, ie: cashier, front desk, etc. where workers are easily replaceable and unreasonable guests have it out for you. You got them diet coke which they asked for, when all the sudden they believe they wanted a coke and it's your problem for not mind reading the situation. You had a slight altercation that in normal day life would go unnoticed, but since they are a customer and you are an employee they go above and beyond - calling corporate - to get you into trouble.
1) I was working the cashier the other day and I got chaconed by a customer.
Oh boy, what happened?
He said he wanted small fries, changed his mind to medium, and didn't want to pay extra. Then he started going above and beyond to management. It was this whole thing.
Yeah, I can't stand all these chaconers.

2) This guest tried chaconing me yesterday.
What happened this time?
We were valeting cars and I told him I would park it across the street. He complained to management saying I was going to park it 3 blocks away.
Haha, you always get chaconed man.
by Hockeyguy September 2, 2013
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Chasing Chad

Chasing Chad* (or Chad chasing*) is when women pursue handsome, wealthy, emotionally unavailable men in a attempt to improve social standing (hypergamy) while simultaneously friend-zoning emotionally available candidates that register lower on the affluence / looks scales.

Chads use the chaser for sex, dump her, and then move on to other women. The chaser never learns and repeats the cycle, called "riding the merry-go-round"*. The Chad Chaser eventually finds herself past the flower of her youth, single, and whining on TikTok videos about how "there aren't any good men".

*terms coined by men's advice YouTuber "33 Secrets".
She is so busy Chasing Chad, she is going to find herself single and childless. She would do well to hop off the merry-go-round and settle down.
by Run.Forrest.Run January 25, 2022
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chabongas

BOOOOOOOBIIIESSS! boobs aka the LARGE chest of a man or a woman
DANG look at those chabongas!
by Leslie Pham July 27, 2005
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Chasing the dragon

This term is a bit more complicated than merely "smoking opium". It starts when you have your first high, the world is peaceful, everything is perfect, you're numb, but in the best way possible. But, soon, it starts wearing off. Fast. Your mind races, you're pulled out of your dream world. You crave the drug more and more, wanting to feel the same way as you did on your first high. You go to the dealer and buy the same amount you had the first time, and smoke. Still feels good, but not as good as first time. You go and buy more. Closer, but not quite there. You're stuck, you don't know what to do. You want to go back to that little dream world and stay forever, but your body is already developing a tolerance. You panic. You use all your money to buy more and more and more, but still, not the same as that first time. You realize that you have no more money, so you start selling your things, pawning whatever could get you that next bag. Still, nothing compared to what you had on that first, magical time. So, you're broke and own nothing. But you don't care, all you care about is getting back to the first high. You start stealing, doing "favors", whatever gets you the money for the attempt. Your life becomes a living hell, all in search of a repeat of the first high. That's chasing the dragon.
I doubt an example is necessary here.
by Woody. December 29, 2004
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