A great home-town, just ask Thomas Jefferson!
A refreshingly progressive, if somewhat conservative college town at the foot of the Blue Ridge Mountains in central Virginia, known for it's high dollar bucolic surroundings, historical architecture, drunken coeds, Shifflett population, Thomas Jefferson's University, "the corner", trendy downtown mall, Fridays after Five, local moonshine & home-made pot brownies, just like Mammy used to bake...
A refreshingly progressive, if somewhat conservative college town at the foot of the Blue Ridge Mountains in central Virginia, known for it's high dollar bucolic surroundings, historical architecture, drunken coeds, Shifflett population, Thomas Jefferson's University, "the corner", trendy downtown mall, Fridays after Five, local moonshine & home-made pot brownies, just like Mammy used to bake...
Dude, T.J. was one president with awesome balls! He had more black progeny than any white man in history, and he was from Charlottesville (C'ville, Ch'ville, CHO).
Hey, you going downtown to Fridays After Five? Saw it in the C'ville. I'm picking up my girl at CHO then we'll catch the Chicken Heads opening for the Charlottesville Blues Allstars.
Went to the UVA corner for a bite, man, those coed hotties were a mess. If it wasn't for the Gucci & Prada I'd have thought they were Shifflett gals, up from the holler in C'ville to party.
Hey, you going downtown to Fridays After Five? Saw it in the C'ville. I'm picking up my girl at CHO then we'll catch the Chicken Heads opening for the Charlottesville Blues Allstars.
Went to the UVA corner for a bite, man, those coed hotties were a mess. If it wasn't for the Gucci & Prada I'd have thought they were Shifflett gals, up from the holler in C'ville to party.
by DurtyNelly December 28, 2011
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by oaclo July 12, 2007
Get the Charlottesville Earwax mug.1. Worst Place to live.
2. Worst food on earth.
3. Full of rich snobs who think that they're all that when they are shit.
4. A place where everyone does drugs.
5. Despite what everyone thinks worst bagles on earth!
6. Where UVa is located. UVa is full of rich kids who go out and get piss drunk on the weekends.
2. Worst food on earth.
3. Full of rich snobs who think that they're all that when they are shit.
4. A place where everyone does drugs.
5. Despite what everyone thinks worst bagles on earth!
6. Where UVa is located. UVa is full of rich kids who go out and get piss drunk on the weekends.
1. "Where do you live"
A: "A hell hole"
"Where?"
"Charlottesville."
2. Sal's Pizza
3. "Hay, let's take my BMW to the mall and show off"
4. "Dawg, what are we doing tonight?"
A: "Weed"
5. "Man Bodos Bagles are awsome"
"Nah man, their shit"
6. UVa Student: "What are we doing this weekend"
Another UVA Student: "Let's go to Foxfield and get drunk as hell."
A: "A hell hole"
"Where?"
"Charlottesville."
2. Sal's Pizza
3. "Hay, let's take my BMW to the mall and show off"
4. "Dawg, what are we doing tonight?"
A: "Weed"
5. "Man Bodos Bagles are awsome"
"Nah man, their shit"
6. UVa Student: "What are we doing this weekend"
Another UVA Student: "Let's go to Foxfield and get drunk as hell."
by anonymousxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx February 1, 2010
Get the charlottesville mug.A fucked up town that was apparently once voted "the best place on the east coast to raise a family" or some shit. A week later I watched 6 14 year olds who thought they were hardened criminals on a regular gang excursion throw bricks through the window of someone's BMW. Thomas Jefferson was an asshole. UVA sucks. Tech usually beats them. Take that you preppy shits.
Like, oh my gosh, lets drive our beamers down to the JPJ and see Justin Timberlake! And then take 2 hours to get 10 miles down the road to get back to school because Charlottesville is stupid. I was aiming for prep, but I'm clearly only an imposter.
by xnvc8erhjvk March 26, 2007
Get the Charlottesville mug.A place where the majority of the drivers don't use their turning single. A place where the majority doesn't say thank you when opening the door for them. If you lean liberal, it's likely because you accepted the liberal indoctrination from UVA. If you bend conservative, you're likely a small business owner, or you just got fed up with the public school system imposing woke, victimization, and entitlement movement. Otherwise, It's a great place to raise a family if you have a household income of 100K +. Just make sure your kids see both sides to every issue.
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