charav

A person who adds "Ch" to the beginning of everyone's names. (example: John become Chon, and Jai becomes Chai). They like to drink tea and look for test answers online.

Look, that Charav is messing up all our names!

by iCarp May 12, 2021

Charver Armour

The Berghaus' that Charvers wear are sometimes refered to as their armour, their protection

Eh, you can't hurt me, I have my Charver Armour on.

by LAClennell March 26, 2007

charver

Found in the north-east of the UK in Newcastle. Typically hang around street corners shouting abuse at people and smoking ciggarettes. Wear burghaus coats and rockport shoes and the famous stripy jumpers. The females like to spend ridiculous amounts of hairspray on their fringes. The scum of Newcastle. They use such phrases as: "Well aye" "I'm gaan ken to get some scran" "Here man you c*nt!" They always fiercly deny their charver-ism. I don't blame them.

by I have to live with these people July 27, 2003

Charver

Strange, burberry-clad untermenschen who hang around street corners, prefix every sentance with 'Eh?' and listen to music that sounds like its been made on Dance EJay and speeded up a hundred times. Males of the species wear thick striped jumpers and rockports, tabs are optional. Female charvers wear earings the size of hubcaps and get pregnant at 13 so they can claim child benefits and get a cheapo flat. The wearing of berghaus coats, usually of a nasty shade of green or blue, is compulsory, as is talking like a complete retard and lacking any modicum of common sense whatsoever.

Typical charver phrases:
'Eh, I'll stab you in the foot!'
'Eh, what ye deein?'
'Eh, nar like!

by Myrmidon February 6, 2004

Chaarvee

1. A person who is intelligent, curious and pleasing to have conversations with.

2. Somebody who looks good with glasses.

1. Wow I met this cool girl in class today, what a Chaarvee!

2. Man I wish I had better eyesight... Nobody'll think I'm a Chaarvee... :(

by Rcorp January 12, 2010

Charade

Something or someone that is false, lame, or foolish. Pronounced shuh-rahd, as the British do. Believed to have been popularized by the Pink Floyd song Pigs (Three Different Ones), and a South Park episode homaging to that song. It can be used as an exclamation as well as a noun.

Ex.1

"Yo, I just bombed that math test!"

"Ha ha, Charade you are!"

Ex.2

"Yo I just banged your girlfriend!"
"Charade!"

by Killer Meme March 15, 2010

charver

Another word for chav but used mainly in the north east of England, particularly Newcastle.

They can be identified by many things including:

-Berghaus coats
-Stripy jumpers, Fred Perry and Henri Lloyd ones in particluar
-Adidas tracksuit bottoms with white socks over them
-Rockport boots
-Nike air max trainers
-Lacoste tracksuits

They tend to smoke and drink alot, usually drinking Sweaty/Lambrusco (A £1 wine) for the girls and cans of Fosters for the boys.

They listen to rave music, paticualarly makina with mc-ing over it, known as New Monkey. They will often go to a club in Sunderland called The New Monkey where they listen to these MC's, the most famous being MC Stompin, here they will take lots of pills and get wasted, proceed to the chillout room and get stone on tac (cheap cannabis resin)

They live on benefits or if there lucky McDonalds income.

They engage in underage sex and the females will often have kids by the age of 14.

They swear alot and use there own type of language.

Look at them charvers outside the off license.

by Mr_Pope October 9, 2005