discovery channel

A channel airing shows ranging from history to biology.
All documentary-type footage.
Severely underrated by people, probably due to the fact that the words are too big and the content to real for the average dipshit to comprehend.

Joe: Man, did you watch the Discovery Channel last night?

Bob: Nah, I can't understand all those words they use... Like "ape" and "Egypt". It's like a code to me.

Joe: You fucking dumb shit.

by coryinc September 26, 2006

disney channel moment

When multiple people break out into choreographed song and dance. Usually takes place within regular daily activities, and can include (but is not limited to) such atrocities as:
*Jazz Hands
*The word "Yeah!" said in a refreshing tone of voice
*Two rival OR in love characters circling eachother face to face
*Highlights
*Simple lyrics and mediocre dancing

Usually Disney Channel Moments are limited to shows such as Hannah Montana, however they do oftenly transition into big-name movies, and crappy strait to DVD TV movies.

I just watched Highschool Musical 6, and I was smothered by a billion wonderful Disney Channel Moments. The movie still sucked, though.

by Dr. Jarnigan K. Barnwell October 10, 2007

collab channel

A channel on Youtube that is shared between five people. Every week day is assigned one person to make a video on that day. A trend started by the nerdfighters.

Wow, that collab channel, the 5awesomeguys, has gained so many subscribers!

by sweetVWbus June 28, 2009

Clear Channel

The huge american conglomerate that controls what 99% of the radio stations play because they own them. This makes it hard for bands that harness a lot of talent but little money.

I would have made it big but clearchannel wouldn't play my fucking songs

by nego May 9, 2005

Commentary channel

When a person whose parents left him/her decided to dropout of highschool and use his tuition fee to buy a pc. They usually make useless drama and call them content even though it's not.

I adopted a child with a commentary channel

by Roboticlads April 22, 2022

disney Channel

A channel that always has shows with lame, repetetive plots, and will make a show or a movie every time they think of an amusing pun or any random theme (i.e. a kid who plays baseball and cooks.) Although the target audience is 9 year old girls and fruity boys of their early teens/preteens, they will not heisitate to make movies like "High School Musical" (by the way, if they wanted to make a realistic high school movie, it wouldn't be on Disney Channel, it would be on comedy central at 10:00 at night.) Every frikin month they make a new movie and use the same actors (or better yet actresses) over and over and end up turning them into crappy, anerexic pop performers with no skill who end up lasting for little over a year.
Unfortunately you can tell it will be around for a LONG time since their so rich they dont even need to show commercials that dont advertise their own things

Disney Channel writer: ever notice how if you spell "suite" it sounds like "sweet"
Other Disney Channel writer: OMFG!!!! LETS MAKE A SHOW ABOUT IT!!!

I wouldn't care about Disney Channel, if it werent for my little sisters watching it all the fucking time

by Smart, Sane, Super great April 18, 2006

changing the channel

When two exceedingly close people are talking and they change topics abruptly or speak in partial sentences but at all times know exactly what the other is talking about without losing a beat.

These two keep changing the channel but their highly attuned bat-like radar lets them stay totally in touch!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2020