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chanceston

Chanceston is a name of someone with the dopest and most beautiful soul you will ever encounter. Their vibe is unmatched. They are authentic, charismatic and will take no shit from anyone. Do not disrespect a Chanceston or someone they love, you will truly regret it. They have the biggest heart and will pull over for any defenseless animal on the side of the road. They will make you laugh until you cry, then cry with you. They treat friends as if family. Chanceston’s will do anything for the people they love and will only give their heart to one. So if you are lucky enough to have a Chanceston in your life never let them go.
Who’s playlist is this? I can vibe with every song.

No doubt that’s Chanceston.
by pseudonym my November 27, 2021
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Two chances

Absolutely no chance. Impossible.

An abbreviation of the common Australian phrase "You've got two chances - Buckley's and none". The full phrase is so well known in Australia that finishing the sentence has become redundant in most circles.

Buckley's chance refers to ALMOST zero chance of success. By dividing Buckley's chance with a second possibility of no chance means, via simple mathematics, that the topic of discussion is impossible.
Red-headed bloke: "Hey Shorty, see that glamour at the bar? I'll take her home tonight and smash her box in".
Tall bloke: "Fuck off Blue. You've got Buckley's chance. You've got a head like a dropped pie".
Red-headed bloke: "C'mon mate. I must be some hope?"
Tall bloke: "Nup. Two chances".
by Thurston_Howell January 5, 2018
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Second chances

Something I don’t give; forgiveness after someone has screwed you
I’m sorry, will you forgive me?” “Nah man I don’t give second chances.”
by Definitions daily December 30, 2017
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chancers

Pervy men that think are really hot, and try and hit on fit girls. most likely to be freaks, ganstars or disgusting builders. perve
by michelle S April 3, 2005
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drive fast take chances

The phrase 'Drive Fast Take Chances' was originally coined by Phred Doolittle, NSP. Typically used when parting ways with a respected comrade, prior to an impactful sortie. Due to the deeper meaning and significance behind the simple words composing this phrase, 'Drive Fast, Take Chances' has made its way into popular culture, including media, music and film.
Bro One: "It was good to see you tonight, it has been a while!"
Bro Two: "It can be really hard to find free time these days, with all the work I'm doing with the Movement."
Bro One: "The effort will be worth it in the end."
Bro Two: "For sure. I've gotta roll, there are minds to enlighten and daylight will be here soon."
Bro One: "Drive fast take chances."
by M. House July 13, 2014
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chances

when something near impossible happens that wasn't even attempted.
the pro-line commercials.

whoa i just threw a football and it went in the basketball net
by S-money Mathias March 19, 2005
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Penitentiary Chances

When you've got good odds of ending up in jail or prison. When someone has a dad or a brother in prison, they've got penitentiary chances.
"Don't mess with him, he won't hesitate to mess you up. He's got penitentiary chances."
by heartofsouthcentral April 17, 2019
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