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Derivative of a chav. However, this is a differnet species from that of Charford, Bromsrove, UK. Hence, chaff from Charford. Like a chav but carries hand to hand weaponary such as knives and ball bearing guns. Language includes:
Taxed - means to steal
Safe - 'Sound'
I ent no fukin chaff. Shat it or ill knive you one
chaff by T.T October 21, 2004
To take a toke on a fat j
"oi let me have a chaff on that j u scabby tosser"
Chaff by StonedOne September 20, 2003
I'd like to stick it in her chaff.
Chaff by Laughs Galore April 13, 2009
A guy or girl who is too scared to make sexual moves
Eg- Rukky is chaff,bro he couldn’t even tap Winifred’s ass 🤦🏿 ♂️
Chaff by Lordoftherings April 17, 2019
Chaff means phone, 📲
Someone call my Chaff 📲
Chaff by Sarah tanner August 26, 2021
A phone call from an unrecognized number where the caller leaves no voicemail or other message identifying themselves or explaining why they called.
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Unlike spam, chaff isn’t necessarily a scam, solicitation, robocall, or other known junk. You simply don’t know who called, and the caller left you no reason to call back.

The term comes from chaff—the worthless material separated from useful grain. The identifiable and meaningful calls are the wheat; the unexplained calls that leave nothing behind are the chaff.

Spam is known junk. Chaff is unknown and leaves nothing behind.
“Who called?”
“No idea. I didn’t recognize the number and they didn’t leave a message. Just chaff.”

“I had five missed calls today: one from my dentist, two spam calls, and two chaff.”
Chaff by Bobo the clown September 10, 2026
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