Cereal killer
Cereal killer by WITHERED FOXY June 25, 2016
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Cereal Killer
1) Someone who kills others using breakfast cereal, or someone who goes to the store and kills cereal.
2) Someone who turns delicious Froot Loops and turns them into nasty cornflakes, or even putting juice rather than milk into another man's cereal and giving it to them.
3) Someone who eats cereal with juice instead of milk.
2) Someone who turns delicious Froot Loops and turns them into nasty cornflakes, or even putting juice rather than milk into another man's cereal and giving it to them.
3) Someone who eats cereal with juice instead of milk.
HE TOOK MY FROOT LOOPS AND SHOT THEM!! Now they have turned to CHEERIOS?? WHAT A Cereal Killer.
Ok, well Cheerios are ok. They are still good. I will still eat them.
NOT ANYMORE! HE BURNT THEM AND NOW THEY ARE Flaming Hot Cheetios!! GROSS!!
Ok, well Cheerios are ok. They are still good. I will still eat them.
NOT ANYMORE! HE BURNT THEM AND NOW THEY ARE Flaming Hot Cheetios!! GROSS!!
Cereal Killer by XxxxRe1nZxxxX April 21, 2020
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cereal killer by Anonymous January 17, 2007
Cereal Killer
Someone who who eats NOTHING BUT CEREAL every single day for breakfast and constantly buys cereal and even sometimes steals yours AND IT'S REAL GETTING REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING WHY DID YOU EAT MY CURIOUSLY CINNAMON JIMMY THAT SHIT'S EXPENSIVE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT
Employee #1: Damn, didn't that guy buy cereal like last week?
Employee #2: Yeah, but he's a cereal killer.
*Oh btw i don't actually know a guy called jimmy so it isn't an inside joke OKAY!?
Employee #2: Yeah, but he's a cereal killer.
*Oh btw i don't actually know a guy called jimmy so it isn't an inside joke OKAY!?
Cereal Killer by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015
cereal killer
A hired fellow-human exterminator --- often a harassassin --- who causes his marks' premature demise by forcing them to eat oatmeal or other grain-based comestible that they absolutely detest, and so said abused victim commits eventually suicide to escape said culinary coercion.
They called Ted Bundy a cereal killer, but I happen to really enjoy hot oatmeal, plain shredded wheat, and other "simple fare" breakfast foods, so Teddy's tactics would have been much less effective at getting me to bite da dust than they would have been with many other folks with more of a "sweet tooth" or "meat 'n' potatoes" meal-selection preference.
cereal killer by QuacksO May 8, 2019
Cereal killer
One who eats all their friend's cereral at his/her friends house and eats all the cereral at at Walmart without waiting to pay for it.
Person 1: Would you like a snack?
Cereal Killer: do you have cereal?
Person 1: yes...
Cereal Killer: (runs away)
(Comes back with all the cereral his/her friends have and eats it in under 5 minutes)
Cereal Killer: do you have cereal?
Person 1: yes...
Cereal Killer: (runs away)
(Comes back with all the cereral his/her friends have and eats it in under 5 minutes)
Cereal killer by MircroToasterWave May 29, 2019
Cereal Killer
What a non- or little-English speaking person understands when an English speaker talks of a "Serial Killer".
Could also be someone who stomps on or crushes by hand....well, cereals!
Hates the sugar and sickening-sweet glazey stuff on them.
Could also be someone who stomps on or crushes by hand....well, cereals!
Hates the sugar and sickening-sweet glazey stuff on them.
"Hey, why you no like cereals so mucha you wanna killah dem? A cereal killer, huh?"
When Sandy saw the percentage of corn syrup additive in her children's Lucky Goo Smacks, she almost lost her cookies, but then her rage made her empty the box on the floor, and she stomped the nuggets into a noxious powder!
She had become a "Cereal Killer"!!!
When Sandy saw the percentage of corn syrup additive in her children's Lucky Goo Smacks, she almost lost her cookies, but then her rage made her empty the box on the floor, and she stomped the nuggets into a noxious powder!
She had become a "Cereal Killer"!!!
Cereal Killer by Pen-Dragon April 30, 2025