cereal killer

A guy who kills cereal.

Watch out for the cereal killer!

by xX420_BlAZe_iT_MLG_git_rektXx July 20, 2016

Cereal killer

person that kills for cereal

quick hide the cereal the cereal killer is coming.

by WITHERED FOXY June 25, 2016

cereal killer

as in fruit loops. one who knows stuff. crazy hax0r.

by Anonymous January 17, 2007

is konnor a cereal killer

yes he is he kills all the cereal around even capn crunch

hey you is konnor a cereal killer

by nomoresayingcusswordssss January 24, 2021

Cereal Killer

What a non- or little-English speaking person understands when an English speaker talks of a "Serial Killer".
Could also be someone who stomps on or crushes by hand....well, cereals!
Hates the sugar and sickening-sweet glazey stuff on them.

"Hey, why you no like cereals so mucha you wanna killah dem? A cereal killer, huh?"
When Sandy saw the percentage of corn syrup additive in her children's Lucky Goo Smacks, she almost lost her cookies, but then her rage made her empty the box on the floor, and she stomped the nuggets into a noxious powder!
She had become a "Cereal Killer"!!!

by Pen-Dragon April 30, 2025

Cereal Killer

Someone who who eats NOTHING BUT CEREAL every single day for breakfast and constantly buys cereal and even sometimes steals yours AND IT'S REAL GETTING REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING WHY DID YOU EAT MY CURIOUSLY CINNAMON JIMMY THAT SHIT'S EXPENSIVE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT

Employee #1: Damn, didn't that guy buy cereal like last week?
Employee #2: Yeah, but he's a cereal killer.

*Oh btw i don't actually know a guy called jimmy so it isn't an inside joke OKAY!?

by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015

Wax Eye Cereal Killers

a product from Wax-Eye and artist Joe Simko that combines his excellent artwork with a horror theme for cereal brands

Wax Eye Cereal Killers are the best trading card series.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022