Centurylink

The internet/phone service provider that advertises speeds far over what you get.

Exists because of having monopolies and people that are ignorant of how slow their speeds are.

Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: Wow! I just increased my speeds from 0.25 Mbps to 2 Mbps with this new upgrade!

Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: Aww, yeah! Upgrading from 30 Mbps to 60 Mbps!

Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: HOW ARE YOUR SPEEDS POSSIBLE!?

Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: I have a good ISP!

by Person Who Has Centurylink June 11, 2018

slut of cancun cantina west

Is a specific thick sexy girl who enjoys picking up and fucking a lot of black guys there on ladies night.

Someone who fucks guys in the parking lot.
or Blow guys outside or in the bathroom.

Did you see S.Jane last nite. She Fucked a guy upstairs, and then sucked 5 guys in the bathroom. she is the slut of cancun cantina west.

by cancunfuck July 10, 2009

century challenge

take 100, 1oz shots of beer for 100 minutes. Get a timer and take one shot every minute. The person to go the longest wins.
Its harder than it seems

lets take the century challenge!

by get drunk. November 8, 2006

beauty of the century

Choi Beomgyu of Tomorrow X Together earned the nickname from MOA as 'Beauty of the Century' because of his flawless visual and he's the only one. He is said to have stunning visuals and is only him.

"And beomgyu is beauty of the century. No one, literally no one match his beauty."

by tariiie December 20, 2021

Cancus

If someone calls you a "Penis" instead of a "Dick", Calling someone a "Cancus" would be instead of a "Cunt". So it is pretty much a more polite way to call someone a cunt, equivalent to calling someone a "Penis".

"Hi Martin, how was your day today?"

"It was fine Devin! Except for this one guy who tried to snoodle with me..."
"Ya... What a Cancus"

by bluebee January 24, 2017

21st Century Humor

1. memes you see on r/okbuddyretard (subreddit)
2. an absolute mess of old vines, loud sound effects, fart noises, meme songs, deepfake, flightreacts, markiplier, nostalgia critic, sans from undertale, five nights at freddy's, circles and arrows you see on clickbait videos, arab funny, emojis, and, on rare occasions, tiktok memes.

These 21st Century Humor memes are absolute cancer.

by epic memelord August 11, 2020

Project for the New American Century

A Neo-Conservative Manifesto conjured up by Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Richard Perle and others as a way to put rule of the entire world under the arm of the future militaristic dictatorship of the United States of America.

See also: PNAC

"The Project for the New American Century is a non-profit educational organization dedicated to a few fundamental propositions: that American leadership is good both for America and for the world; and that such leadership requires military strength, diplomatic energy and commitment to moral principle."

Takan from their offical website.

by My name June 15, 2006