cellulite ass

a woman with an ass full of cellulite

Hell yeah i fucked that bitch teresa in her cellulite ass

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica October 18, 2022

cellulite surfer

a guy who periodically sleeps with fat chicks. Like the fat joke about "riding the wave all the way in".

Aw man, Dave is such a cellulite surfer. What is up with that?

I know dude, every chick he bangs looks like somebody from Biggest Loser.

by fist taco October 4, 2010

cellulive

The act of waving to a friend with whom you are talking to using a cellular phone while behind a reporter/anchor who is being broadcast live on television.

Seth: "Dood, can you see me behind Chuck waving? What? Turn on CNN right now!!"

Ben: "Huh ... are you cellulive right now?"

by TreeInCV September 22, 2009

Cellocide

The death of a cell.

A cell received a signal that told it to commit cellocide.

by Peppa May 30, 2018

cellunizer

Someone who is always dropping their phone or chucking it in a drunken rage.

Im not letting John borrow my phone, hes a total cellunizer.

by yaBOYwatson81 April 18, 2009

Cellicidal

The feeling or action you take when your cell phone is not working for any reason.

If this phone drops one more call, I'm going to go cellicidal

by havocsback25 April 8, 2010

face cellulite

someone who has dimples on their cheeks

man, my face cellulite makes me hella cute!

by GlazeHer April 20, 2018