cba

cba is another term for can't be arsed... usually used in IMing...

Izzy: mate, do you want to go into town today?

Emma: cba mate...

by emotionalemma July 14, 2009

cba

CBA = Can't Be Arsed.

CBA is a severe form of laziness.

Often comparable to a psychological/medical condition. CBA is most common in teenagers around the age of 16-17 years of age.

Person 1: You coming?
Person 2: Nah, I've got a severe case of CBA.

Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: I'm suffering from a chronic case of CBA.

by Paul O'R May 12, 2004

CBA

Cost-benefit analysis

These investment alternatives will be compared by using a CBA to determine the optimal investment path.

by 2well October 10, 2013

cba

a.k.a collective bargaining agreement. it is the biggest piece of bull shit and is the reason for the NFL and NBA lockout

yeah..goddamn owners and players can't agree on a cba

by scalabrienieforprez69 July 01, 2011

CBA

This means "cant be arsed", but in addition, it may be followed by a number between 1 - 10, and including decimal places. This shows the degree of how much one cannot be arsed.

Person 1: Do you fancy going to the pub for a few cheeky ones?
Person 2: Hmm, nah mate, CBA 7.2 to get ready.

by Lorelaii January 28, 2008

CBAS

Chronic burning asshole syndrome. When you eat food hotter than the devil's dick and it burns your asshole to the point where you cry, the burning usually lasts hours making you wish you were dead

Andre: hey bro what's up
Peter: I'm fucked bro that curry last night gave me the most hectic cbas
Andre: shit bro that sucks, go buy some paw paw ointment

by Theburningbumhole January 11, 2015

cba

Cute by association. When a hoe think she cute cuz her hoe friends is cute.

Ugly Bitch: Yassss bitch, I'm poppin'!
Me: No bitch.. you cba

by isaybooyousayboo December 12, 2017