monsta cawk

an enormous phallus

or
an enormous male chicken

"hey pidow, i loved riding your monsta cawk yesterday"

by robowhore August 25, 2011

Monster Cawk Slapped

When you have a sugar high off the energy drink monster and your having sex.

Last night i monster cawk slapped that girl

by DeLarsh January 25, 2009

suck my cawk

It informs you, that SeanzViewEntertainment wants a blowjob from someone.

All the bitches like my CAWK! All the bitches will SUCK MY CAWK!

by SeanzViewEnt February 8, 2018

HANDS OFF MY CAWK

A funny move in where you down taunt and when falco say "hands off my" you down smash in which he will say "HANDS OFF MY CAWK"

birdman: HANDS OFF MY CAWK

by Slapp June 27, 2021

pouty cawk

Pouty Cawk is when your boy is hanging out drinking and all a sudden gets upset and starts acting like a sad little kid. More often then not, he is upset about the size of his cawk but takes it out on everyone else by acting "pouty"

Man what's up with your boy Sugah? Oh, he drank too much Jager and someone said he had a tootsie. Now he's goin home cause he got dat pouty cawk.

by b_rad420 August 3, 2017

Faux Cawk

It's when a small penis male stuffs the crotch area of his pants to make it seem he has one, OR when a female who wishes she were a male does the same.

... so i grabbed him and realized it wasn't real, it was just a faux cawk

by Sizzilian November 24, 2011

Cawk Slawp

A substance similar to a yogurty pancake. Basically rotten cum, sometimes fed to barnyard animals or hipster gays. Similar to cock slop but more slawpy.

Hipster Faggot~ this Cawk Slawp is particularly cum raggy and extra slawpy, thanks dad!

by Eatmybrick November 14, 2016