cave dump

Function: noun
Etymology: spelunking, abandonment, misogyny, womanizing
Date: 2009

the activity or sport of depositing a female companion deep within the inescapable confines of a dark and scary cave, after you have sufficiently exhausted her usefulness. see: World of Warcraft

An easy way to cave dump an annoying post-menopausal woman is to tell her that Josh Groban is holding a record release party at the bottom of a nearby well; After lowering her in, seal up the well and simply walk away. Ain't nobody gonna raise you up now, bitch!

by daedalusVT April 16, 2009

Cave Diving

When you're about to cum you place your ball sack inside a woman's vagina and try to shoot your load into her belly button while at the same time it increases pleasure.

Jason: Heard what happened to Bryan last night?

Brandon: No what happened?

Jason: He went cave diving with Melissa!

Brandon: Sick man, he probably got a hole in one.

by OriginalMacker August 23, 2011

Cleveland Cave-Dive

The act is when a male drops a steamy poo on the females anus and then begins to have butt sex with the poo being pushed and pounded into her butthole.

A Cleveland Cave-Dive originates from Cleveland, a city who for some reason enjoys pooping on eachother during intercourse.

I fucking Cleveland Cave-Dived that fuckin slut from Cleveland last night.

I was in Cleveland and witnessed some fucking sluts Cleveland Cave-Diving, that shits fucked up.

by jbend May 23, 2007

Albino Cave Dweller

(n): another word for the penis of a caucasian man.

"Woah man! Put the Albino Cave Dweller away!"

"Yo man, the albino cave dweller needs some lovin'."

"In the pants of a ban lerks a vial creature known as the albino cave dweller."

by P.Nis isLarge June 2, 2009

cave dan

a person, by the name of dan who reminds one of a neanderthal. a rather odd looking fellow with a large brow and forehead.

cave dan has been doing some serious crushing!

by troy October 30, 2003

cave dumping

When someone turns the light off on you when you're taking a dump.

I went into the bathroom, turned on the light and someone was in a stall cave dumping.

by soonermajic September 19, 2017

Cave Dank

The recognizable, unique smell in a night club that blasts you in the face when you enter. It's a cocktail aroma of perfume, cologne, breath, alcohol, smoke, soapy sweat, body odor, and pheromones -- all mixed together and cooled by the A/C that blows it throughout the enclosed space and out the front door.

The powerful stench of cave dank emanates from every night club on 5th and E St.

by The Gideon Lion July 30, 2021