Apparently, my homeland.
"Mommy, where do Norwegians come from?"
"Norwegia."
"And Canadians?"
"Canadia."
"What about Caucasians?"
"Caucasia. Shut up."
"Norwegia."
"And Canadians?"
"Canadia."
"What about Caucasians?"
"Caucasia. Shut up."
by Homeless Caucasian May 13, 2005
Get the Caucasia mug.A sexual act preformed by two people. (M+F or M+M). To perform this act, participants must be in the 69 position and the male, (on top), rests their testicles on the bottom participants eyes.
Wife: How was work today, Honey?
Husband: I was at the water cooler with Mark from Payroll. He was telling me about giving his Wife a Caucasian Blindfold.
Wife: Caucasian Blindfold?
Husband: Yeah. I guess you just rest your balls on someones eyes in a 69 position.
Wife: That sounds nice. Let's try that out.
Husband: I was at the water cooler with Mark from Payroll. He was telling me about giving his Wife a Caucasian Blindfold.
Wife: Caucasian Blindfold?
Husband: Yeah. I guess you just rest your balls on someones eyes in a 69 position.
Wife: That sounds nice. Let's try that out.
by dr85 November 7, 2011
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How dumb people (usually posting in online personals) spell "caucasian". Usually, white men or women trying to exclude nonwhites. The term is often misspelled because these people think it's unlikely that "asian" to be contained inside a term meaning "white people".
You....
between the ages 25-35. have a pic to share .. Have a job. Be caucasion.(NO forgein guys looking to get a greencard) And dont be some pervert looking to get his rocks off. (there is a section for you. its called casual encounters). Must have a good sense of humor and be able to make me laugh. and i am not asking for mr right now. so please spare me. ....
between the ages 25-35. have a pic to share .. Have a job. Be caucasion.(NO forgein guys looking to get a greencard) And dont be some pervert looking to get his rocks off. (there is a section for you. its called casual encounters). Must have a good sense of humor and be able to make me laugh. and i am not asking for mr right now. so please spare me. ....
by corytz January 8, 2006
Get the caucasion mug.This is a person of asian race who has an (romantic) obsession with caucasian people. Usually white males who date asian women are accused of being asiaphiles. We ask the question - what about the women?
Example:
Vickie Chang of the OC Weekly accuses Orange County men of being asiaphiles, though never explores an asian womens obsession with dating white men. We like to call them caucasiaphiles.
Vickie Chang of the OC Weekly accuses Orange County men of being asiaphiles, though never explores an asian womens obsession with dating white men. We like to call them caucasiaphiles.
by Merede October 3, 2007
Get the caucasiaphile mug.The definition for Caucasian is white. Usually, white objects such as, vanilla ice cream, copy paper, painters canvas and white walls looks bare or boring. ... It need color. In other words the definition for caucasian sex,is boring sex
The phrases or words that referred to boring sex is a quickie or wham bam thank you ma’am.
There are 4 colors (sexual activities ) leading up to stimulating and rousing sex 👨 ❤️ 💋 👨
FAIR represents the 4 colors in love making.
1. Foreplay
2. Affection
3. Intimacy
4.Romances
The phrases or words that referred to boring sex is a quickie or wham bam thank you ma’am.
There are 4 colors (sexual activities ) leading up to stimulating and rousing sex 👨 ❤️ 💋 👨
FAIR represents the 4 colors in love making.
1. Foreplay
2. Affection
3. Intimacy
4.Romances
"This is the first time you brought me flowers...you just do BASIC Caucasian sex...BAM, BAM, done, that's it!"
#MarriedAtFirstSight
#MarriedAtFirstSight
by 69Love August 4, 2019
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"The term Caucasian race or Caucasian is used to refer to people whose ancestry can be traced back to Europe, North Africa, West Asia, South Asia and parts of Central Asia. It was once considered a useful taxonomical categorization of human racial groups based on a presumed common geographic and/or linguistic origin.
"In the United States, it is currently used primarily as a distinction loosely based on skin color alone for a group commonly referred to as Whites, as defined by the American government and Census Bureau. In Britain, "Caucasian" follows the North American definition, but in continental Europe, "Caucasian" currently refers exclusively to people who are from the Caucasus. However, it is rare and becoming increasingly politically incorrect in Britain to categorise people as Caucasian because of the vagueness of its definition.citation needed Many South Asians in Britain could be categorised as Caucasian as well. For this reason 'White-European' is preferred for categorising white people as it is more specific.citation needed
"The term itself derives from measurements in craniology from the 19th century, and its name stems from the region of the Caucasus mountains, itself imagined to be the location from which Noah's son Japheth, traditional Biblical ancestor of the Europeans, established his tribe prior to its migration into Europe.
"Caucasoid is a term used in physical anthropology to refer to people falling within a certain range of anthropometric measurements.
"In New Zealand the term Caucasian is used most frequently in police offender descriptions. Pâkehâ, European New Zealander, or simply New Zealander (although in theory this should include all New Zealanders) is more common in general language".
*Jewish people are also caucasian, so the #9 definition is incorrect beginning in the first sentence alone.
"The term Caucasian race or Caucasian is used to refer to people whose ancestry can be traced back to Europe, North Africa, West Asia, South Asia and parts of Central Asia. It was once considered a useful taxonomical categorization of human racial groups based on a presumed common geographic and/or linguistic origin.
"In the United States, it is currently used primarily as a distinction loosely based on skin color alone for a group commonly referred to as Whites, as defined by the American government and Census Bureau. In Britain, "Caucasian" follows the North American definition, but in continental Europe, "Caucasian" currently refers exclusively to people who are from the Caucasus. However, it is rare and becoming increasingly politically incorrect in Britain to categorise people as Caucasian because of the vagueness of its definition.citation needed Many South Asians in Britain could be categorised as Caucasian as well. For this reason 'White-European' is preferred for categorising white people as it is more specific.citation needed
"The term itself derives from measurements in craniology from the 19th century, and its name stems from the region of the Caucasus mountains, itself imagined to be the location from which Noah's son Japheth, traditional Biblical ancestor of the Europeans, established his tribe prior to its migration into Europe.
"Caucasoid is a term used in physical anthropology to refer to people falling within a certain range of anthropometric measurements.
"In New Zealand the term Caucasian is used most frequently in police offender descriptions. Pâkehâ, European New Zealander, or simply New Zealander (although in theory this should include all New Zealanders) is more common in general language".
*Jewish people are also caucasian, so the #9 definition is incorrect beginning in the first sentence alone.
by Ms. Wood May 17, 2006
Get the caucasian mug.When you ask a white girl where they’re from and they proceed to answer with an unruly amount of European countries and percentages.
Hey Lindsay, Where did you say your parents are from again?
“I’m 12% Czecho-Slovakian, 8% Italian, 26% Russian, 17% German, 21% Irish…”
“So you’re a caucasian cocktail?”
“I’m 12% Czecho-Slovakian, 8% Italian, 26% Russian, 17% German, 21% Irish…”
“So you’re a caucasian cocktail?”
by DarbyChrones May 22, 2021
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