Cattywompus

To be all helter skelter and askew. Not functioning on all cylinders, or just plain strange.

Ryan: I crashed my car and it still drove!
Gabe: oh, sweet. It actually drove normal.
Ryan: Nah, it was all cattywompus like!

by vermont techie June 3, 2009

catywumpus

1) Askew, off-kilter
2) Complete mess (used in consultant-speak)

Beth said she would buy tickets for all 12 of us to the show, but that would be too catywumpus.

by heatherlove February 27, 2008

Catawompus

A mythical beast with three eyes and sharp talon claws on its feet and has a wides spread wings. Is also a night time beast that takes children who wander out late at night or adults (i.e. homeless people or just people in general)

The Catawompus took my child

by Methuselah July 20, 2003

cattywompus

to go diagonal or accross something

You know that bale of hay is about cattywompus fron Wilborn Creek.

by bub January 19, 2005

caddywhompus

fucked up

My house is too caddywhompus to have company right now.

by Doctor M.D. January 12, 2009

Caddywhompus

A sick two piece band from the South.

The colloquialism “caddywhompus” is defined by such adjectives as “uneven,” “crooked” and “out of whack”—a list which could, in some instances, allude to the mind-bending sounds of the experimental noise-pop band who bears said name but whom can otherwise be described thus: spot on. Quasi-fraternal twins Sean Hart (drums) and Chris Rehm (guitar/vocals) have been playing music together since their middle school days, establishing their most serious project to date in September of 2008. With a daunting assortment of amplifiers and effects-pedal tweakery, the duo executes its incredibly loud and at times nearly overwhelming sets with an impeccable musicianship and live presence. Song structures alternate between sweet psychedelic indie ballads to the most intense, ear-splitting of noise-driven crescendos. Showcasing such raw emotion everywhere from cramped basements to the swankest of clubs, delivering sonic rapture to both veteran punks and seasoned hipsters alike.

Maze Demos (EP) 2012
The Weight (EP) 2011
Remainder (EP) 2010
EPs (LP) 2009

Applethauth (Single) 2010

Shit’s dope.

Friend: Yo did you catch Caddy's set at Fitz?

Me: Yeah man it was fucking great

Friend: Shiiiit

Me: Caddywhompus :')

by Womp December 11, 2012

Cattychompus

A racist name for an Asian, particularly for a Korean or Chinese person.

Run Whiskers! It's a cattychompus!

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019