by Sarah - Marie April 13, 2008
Island 26 miles or so from mainland Southern California. Very laid-back sort of place! Great for families, couples, lovers, friends.......actually for Everyone!
by MatthewMLee October 03, 2007
person1:
dam look at catalina she's fine and thick as hell bruh im gona make her my wife.
person2:
shit yea right shes to good for you nigga
dam look at catalina she's fine and thick as hell bruh im gona make her my wife.
person2:
shit yea right shes to good for you nigga
by superswaggin December 08, 2010
An aging cocktease. Notorious for her cock-teadeasery. Flirts with old men (all men), showers with celebrities, leads them all all on because of “daddy” issues.
Oh you’re friends with Catalina? She’s a cock tease.
No she’s not.
5 more people say the same…
Ok, yeah she is.
No she’s not.
5 more people say the same…
Ok, yeah she is.
by Sha1non1 January 16, 2022
by Byeeehiiiishyyyy August 11, 2019
Crazy-ass Latina bitch from the games Grand Theft Auto III and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Catalina was the main villain in GTA III and in San Andreas, she was CJ's girlfriend for a little while until she became very dissatisfied with him. Afterwards, she went to Liberty City to live with the GTA III protagonist and to work for the Colombian Cartel. A complete tomboy with a short temper, Catalina seems to hate nearly all men and even sees the men she "likes" only as mere crime partners and occasional fuck-buddies.
"I've seen fucking eunuchs with more balls than you!"
"You better hope I don't make testicle kabobs when you arive!"
"In here, mi amor!"
"You get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I shove a fucking hand grenade up it!
"You think you can keep up with a REAL woman?"
"I'm warning you. I'm in a really bad fucking mood. Today I kill everybody who fucks with me! Especially you! Move!"
"One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize. She, she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two. But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man. Goodbye!"
"You better hope I don't make testicle kabobs when you arive!"
"In here, mi amor!"
"You get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I shove a fucking hand grenade up it!
"You think you can keep up with a REAL woman?"
"I'm warning you. I'm in a really bad fucking mood. Today I kill everybody who fucks with me! Especially you! Move!"
"One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize. She, she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two. But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man. Goodbye!"
by anonymous June 08, 2005