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castration reluctance 

1. as used in genitourinary oncology, resistance to the recommendation that orchiectomy, that is, removal of one or both testicles, be performed as a preventative measure, to prevent the metastasization of cancer.
After explaining to the patient that an orchidectomy could save his life, the patient showed signs of castration reluctance.
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Castration day 

Since men made a r@p3 day we made castration day (castration means to cut off the males testicle)
“Hey did you know what to day is”?

“No what is it”?
“It’s castration day!”
Castration day by Apendicitis April 20, 2021

castration cop 

a wicked awesome person who hunts down and castrates all people that are unworthy of existance, both male and female. because you can castrate a female.

from the kaztrait, the native tongue word for removal of the sexual organs, and kAp, the native tongue for ruler of the universe.
You better watch your step, asshole, or the castration cop will come after you.
castration cop by Castration Cop January 19, 2005

Castration Anarchy 

The practice of re-circumcising male genitalia as federal punishment for crimes. This could be a substitute and equal punishment for crimes regarding douche-baggy-ness or other sorts of small-dick behavior. Why not just make it smaller?

castration gambling

A game where a challenge takes place (Like keeping the man from orgasming for 10-20 minutes) and a wager is made (cock, balls, or both). If the man loses the challenge, whatever is wagered is cut off.
GF: How would you like to do some castration gambling and lose that cock of yours?

Mexican Castration 

...can happen as a result of carrying Mexican i.e. sans pistol holster/proper retention device--gun usually tucked into waistband.

Literally: to accidentally blast one's own genitalia off via a negligent discharge of a firearm that is being "carried Mexican."
Mexican castration almost happened to Plaxico Burress when his (.40 S&W) Glock 23 went off and struck him in the thigh at that New York night club because he had his piece tucked into the waistband of his sweatpants. But seriously, despite the fact that he could have shot his own balls off, who wears sweatpants to a nightclub?
Mexican Castration by 3^3=27 September 19, 2009

oral castration 

The act of using ones mouth to bite/tear off a person's (generally a male's ) genitalia and/or penis thus resulting in immense pain/suffering, and, in some cases, coma or death.
Rick: "Did you hear what Stacy did to John when she found out he was cheating on her?"
James: "No! What happened?"
Rick: "Apparently she was going to give him head but actually gave him an oral castration!"
James: "Dang! That had to hurt!"
oral castration by Chief_Keef July 28, 2014