Full Name: Eric Theodore Cartman,Relatives: Liane Cartman
A demented 9 year old who is a racist,foulmouthed,and somewhat witty and cunning obese bastard child who appears on the Emmy winning series South Park. He is Known to hate Kyle Brofloski often calling him a "dumb jew." And whoes mother is a reverred "crack whore" who has both male and female genitals.
A demented 9 year old who is a racist,foulmouthed,and somewhat witty and cunning obese bastard child who appears on the Emmy winning series South Park. He is Known to hate Kyle Brofloski often calling him a "dumb jew." And whoes mother is a reverred "crack whore" who has both male and female genitals.
by Atticus Justice December 22, 2007
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Mom Kittie's being a dildo.
(Ms. Cartman) I know a certain kittie kittie who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
(Cartman)What?
Mom Kittie's being a dildo.
(Ms. Cartman) I know a certain kittie kittie who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
(Cartman)What?
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She or he or rather it, is the biggest whore in South Park and when she isn't making a porno film or at a photo shoot for a porno mag she is busy at home cooking for her son Eric. I say it because cartman's "mom" is actually cartman's dad because she or it is a Hermaphradite meening she has both male and female genitals.
Kyle: Oh sick dude it's some German porn site.
Stan: Is it Cartman's mom?
Cartman: (Very Pissed Off) Hey thats not very funny!
Kyle: (In Shock (for some odd reason)) Dude it is Cartman's mom!
Cartman: (Also In Shock)
Stan: Is it Cartman's mom?
Cartman: (Very Pissed Off) Hey thats not very funny!
Kyle: (In Shock (for some odd reason)) Dude it is Cartman's mom!
Cartman: (Also In Shock)
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Get the Eric Cartman mug.While Trying To Find His Father, Young Eric Cartman Finds Himself In A Bar And Shortly Later Finds Out That Everyone In The Bar Had Slept With His Mother.
by Amanda June 28, 2004
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Likes: Racism, Okama, Casa Bonita, Terrence & Phillip, blasphemy & getting his way
Dislikes: Just about everything else
Likes: Racism, Okama, Casa Bonita, Terrence & Phillip, blasphemy & getting his way
Dislikes: Just about everything else
Kenny: *picks up phone* Mff mff mff phone for you.
Cartman: Not racism?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not Okama?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not Terrence & Phillip?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not blasphemy?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not getting my way?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not interested.
Cartman: Not racism?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not Okama?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not Terrence & Phillip?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not blasphemy?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not getting my way?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not interested.
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Cartman: That's it I'm not following this god damn hippy around anymore
Choir Teacher: Excuse me little boy I'm the adult here and I say we're going this way
Cartman: I'm going over naaa, and your going over maaa, me naaa you maaa, screw you guys, ima goin hooooomee
Choir Teacher: Excuse me little boy I'm the adult here and I say we're going this way
Cartman: I'm going over naaa, and your going over maaa, me naaa you maaa, screw you guys, ima goin hooooomee
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