george costanzaed

Based on the Seinfeld characted "George Costanza," 'George Costanzaing' is the act of taking back some of the money one has left for a tip, most often while the money is in the waitress/waiter's hand.

I totally George Costanzaed that waitress when I realized you left 15.00 on a 20 dollar tab!

I'm not one for George Costanzaing, but I refuse to leave more than 2 dollars for this waiter!

by Diarrhetoric March 13, 2010

costanza

A wallet bursting at the seams with an unusually large amount of non-monetary paper items and rarely used cards.

"Tom has Library cards and McDonalds receipts dating back to 1978 in his Costanza."

by chart December 15, 2008

costanza

A Costanza is not being able to come up with a quick retort. Instead of being able to think on the spot, a Constanza thinks of a good comeback on the way home, in the car, the following day, two days later...

A Costanza then tries to recreate the conditions under which he was originally insulted so he can fling back a witty retort. The results range from pathetic to miserable.


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"Costanza, the shrimp store called and they're running out of you."

by balls for wits January 8, 2009

George Costanza syndrome

A mental condition in which a person blames everyone else for his own failures.

Both Alex Ferguson and Jose Mourinho certainly have the George Costanza syndrome as they blame the referees for every one of their losses. Real Madrid fans have the George Constanza syndrome as they claim UEFA favors Barcelona FC over Real Madrid.

by Zeus is the Lord October 28, 2011

Costanza

a parking space especially close to the entrance, usually the closest or second closest space.

"Look at this parking spot! What a Costanza!"

by Brian Schiller October 6, 2006

Costanza

Front row parking. The closest, non-handicapped, parking spot to the location/ your destination.

"I couldn't believe we found a Costanza at the mall, as crowded as it was."

by Cobalt321 March 5, 2008

Costanza

A person who seems Jewish but is really Italian.

dude: Is Lady Gaga jewish?
guy: Nah, she's italian and catholic but she is kind of a costanza now that I think about it.

by Boutros Boutros Boutros Ghali November 21, 2010