Carla

Is an extraordinary person inside and out, will go above and beyond for people even when they don’t deserve. Is someone you can always count on even when times get tough. You can tell them anything. You really need a Carla in your life because not only will your life be overjoyed with a girlfriend or friend like Carla but you’ll also have endless laughs no matter what the situation is

Carla is a badass.

by Names that catch your eye July 7, 2018

Carl Jung

Carl Jung, The archetypal badass. So badass, that he had to invent his own school of psychology just to have room for all the awesome he was sent to Earth to unfold.
Although only known by name to the average internet user, Carl Jung continues to resonate strongly in the internet's collective unconscious. One of Carl Jung's famous quotes: "What you resist, you become", perhaps the defining psychological dynamic of the internet.

The internet made me gay. Damnit Carl Jung

by NotAnEgyptian December 13, 2010

carl poppa

A person who hurts gingerbread boys. Especially the pretend ones. He flows. La jiggy jar jar doo. A person who doesn't like stinky tiaras, and hates sticky chairs. Would to take archery, but can't. He loves tossing bricks, it doesn't matter what type because a brick is just a brick. He can find his way through a hall without a light. He'll hit you with a femur if he has to. Wise.

"Comin' at at ya like 1, 2, walkers in the back of the club."
"All I have is piles of bones, bones, bones."
"You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me Carl Poppa."

by platoniccuddle June 7, 2016

john-carl

A super badass guy who loves everyone but gets hurt often by others. If you see him, you'll be happy. He will try to help you. Let him. A guy who will put all his trust in you and hopes to be trusted back. Will not hurt you. Loves everyone and hates haters XD

"Dude, John-Carl is such a cool guy! I can't believe I get to have him as a friend!"

by OneManArmy.CA July 13, 2015

Carl Johnson

A fool that picked the wrong house.

All Carl Johnson had to do, was follow the damn train.

by figgernaggot101 April 2, 2019

Carl Wheezer

The living embodiment of Satan who after doing cock and ball torture can destroy galaxies is seconds.

Jimmy: All hail Carl Wheezer
Sheen: All hail Carl Wheezer

by Nashers567 April 11, 2020

Carl bird

The act of pouring a beer into your mouth without letting the bottle or can tough your lips. And getting the bottle or can as far away from your mouth as possible

Hey james do the carl bird. Don't let it touch your lipss

by HateSickFux May 26, 2017