Carthage, NY

A village in New York. They have a school where most of the girls are bitches and whores (see bitches and whores, def.2) and the guys are pretty much half-decent most of the time. It tends to be cold and depressing in Carthage, esp. in the wintertime. The Carthage Comets suck ass and are hated by the Watertown Cyclones.

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Carthage chicks suck dick (literally). Carthage guys are okay. Carthage Comets suck ass go Cyclones!!!

by NorthCountryKid December 4, 2011

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Carthage Chrome

A common nickname for duct tape used in Carthage (and other parts of oxford county)

When my fishing rod snapped I remedied the situation with some Carthage chrome

by Crea1a March 5, 2014

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Carthage, Missouri

Carthage is a small town of 15,000 people located in Southwest Missouri, and resides near Reeds, Joplin, and Diamond, Missouri. I happen to live here, so I will tell you about it. Carthage is a place where gas rises, businesses close and open, and overall activity is never-ending here. Some people even get their ass out at night to drive around, or some shit. A pro about this strange city-ish town is that most events take place during the summer. On 4th of July, there are firework stands in every third parking lot/vacant area. The main area of the town is the Square, which holds the Jasper County Courthouse. Some of the area coming in to and leaving the Square are filled with buildings occupied by the Hispanics. There is a Supermercado located across the street from a Mexican restaurant. The Square is basically filled with weird novelty shits and giggles. There are multiple areas with a lot of businesses, those include Fairlawn Drive, Grand Avenue, Fir Road, and Central Avenue, to name most of them. It’s gotten to the point where it's basically a city, so I'll call it a city. There are two McDonald's here. There is a Walmart and a Lowe's here, and every house near the Senior High is built by Schuber Mitchell. And of course, Carthage is my hometown. I love it a lot, but as long as the 6th Grade Center where a High School used to be (it moved), I will be peeing outside. Summing it all up, Carthage is strange, and maybe think twice before moving there.

Carthage, Missouri is a strange place to live.

by Lookatdisdude July 5, 2023

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Carthag

n.
1. Short form of Carthag The Pernicious, an ancient being of unspeakable horror. Carthag writes the Arts and Culture section for the popular satire site Monkey-Breath.com and reviews films on rottentomatoes.com.

1. Carthag will destroy all with his imperceptible power!

2. Carthag loved Wall-E, but hated Hancock.

by Drake78 July 4, 2008

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cartrage

also: CARTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (with any number of any given letter of the word "cartrage")

Anger resultant from the realization that the "printer manufacturing company" is actually in the business of manufacturing and selling ink cartridges. Typically such anger includes a rant about the comparative advantage of laser printers, or the relative value of ink cartridges to precious metals or peacock feathers. Typically, however, there is no indication the angered party has bought a laser printer in deference to the wrath incurred by the "rip-off" on the part of the printer manufacturer.

Don't you think its fucking stupid that an ink cartridge costs more than a laser printer. I mean, fuck. Ink is worth more than gold per ounce. What fucking idiot thinks this is worth it. You can get 10 times the printouts for half the price with a laser printer. Ah... ignore me I'm just so full of cartrage... CAAARTRAAAAAGE!!!!

by Petrok February 10, 2009

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