carpet muncher

One that partakes in the licking and eating of the female sex organ or pussy.

I find that I am a carpet muncher and am a lesbian stuck in a mans body.

by David October 27, 2003

carpet muncher

One who engages in cunnilingus, or oral sex by "eating out" a girl's vagina

Barb is a major carpet muncher. She has her own carpet cleaning business.

by Dylan W. February 23, 2006

carpet muncher

Someone, usually female, that likes performing oral sex on other women

Katie is a carpet muncher

by Kristin and Kristen Company November 08, 2006

carpet muncher

slang term used to describe a lesbian or bisexual women. highly offensive to the gay community.

Yo man, I heard Brittany Hubble is a carpet muncher!

by Ryan974 June 23, 2007

carpet muncher

someone, particularly a lesbian who performs oral sex on a hairy pussy.

my mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet - south park s1 ep11 refers to the term carpet muncher

by imsokoolllll October 03, 2023

carpet muncher

The act of a lesbian performing oral sex on another female,

isabella

Joe: omg isabellas soo hot!
Dan: Dude, give up! She's a carpet muncher

by Test Sicles February 10, 2009

carpet muncher

A man or woman who partakes in the delicacy also known as eating out. A cunt chomper. A muff diver. One who engages in cunnilingus.

Scott: "So did you do Beth last night?"
Max: "Do her, I had her for a late nite snack, breakfast, mid-morning treat, lunch and dinner! Literally!!. I ate her out for hours until my cheeks were red from her puss oil. I would have to say that I am a serious carpet muncher guy, I couldn't get enough."
Scott: "Sounds great, too bad I blew in her before you met up with her dude!"

by psiscott April 09, 2006