Carpeteer

A Carpeteer is a girl or woman who eats at anothers sushi bar AKA (vagina or pussy)

Note: a bit of a classy lady

Sheila is a full on carpeteer as you can see.

by -cM June 18, 2007

carpet

1. A very hairy Vagina that needs shaving.

Man that chick has a nasty carpet. Someone send her a Mach 3 for Christmas.

by BillyGoat November 15, 2002

Carpeting

The lesbian equivalent of cottaging. When women would meet for anonymous rug munching in public lavatories. Scissoring is not acceptable as it is a pointless waste of friction. Finger blasting is always welcome.

Innocent dog walker: I was walking my dog last night and stumbled upon a carpeting site and there was so much drinking from the furry cup!

by Rug Burn May 27, 2018

carpet

a term used only by pro stoners to describe the marijuana consistency when building a joint to ensure that there is an even application of green, so the good stuff isn't all concentrated in on particular area.

Stoner1:'that joint had a nice even carpet'.

Stoner2:'I know, i'm completely fucked'.

Stoner1:'Me too'

Stoner2:'Shall we roll another?'

by Ramona Sanchez November 08, 2006

carpet

modern day drug dealers terms for £300

i'd say thats worth a carpet

by ashley clarke May 18, 2008

carpet

1: A furry lump which can be trod on, peed on, or burnt.
2: A girl has a whole helluva lotta bush underneath her panties.

1: ooooh look a carpet *yoink*
2: yo dude last night i was gonna finger megan but then i put my hand down and it was like WOAH carpet!

by pigdog312 July 15, 2006

carpet

Hipster slang for lesbian.

Dude! I mistook that carpet for a man!

by shizzle_bot November 11, 2004