carne asana

A manner of sitting or a position taken to most mindfully consume meat.

He carefully leaned far forward in his best carne asana to protect his pristine white pants from the potential looming disaster of the messy BBQ sauce.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2022

Carne de la noché

The wanting to have intercourse with someone.

“Wow! She was so fit. Carne de la noché”

“Jacks Gullible”

by slayqween April 5, 2023

Carne, caRne, carnE

Carne, caRne, carnE

Carne, caRne, carnE

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 8, 2025

Indifferent Dolores Con Carne

An Indifferent Dolores variant in which the female sits in front of the male holding a stick (roughly 3 to 4 feet long) on which is attached a piece of cooked meat. The male then urinates on the back of the female's head while eating the meat.

I wanted an indifferent dolores con carne, but she can't cook.

by Christian Andover April 24, 2008

Tranquil tu carne

the spanish way of saying calm your meat. Usually used around the area of GTOWN, MD, namely NWHS.

Spanish 1-Ey you aint gettin dat girl jajajaj
Spanish 2-tranquil tu carne lls

by jajabetlls January 24, 2010

Chili Con Carne

When, after a spicy meal, a man, preferably the governor of Texas or the President of the United States, takes a shit on a woman's chest, then titty fucks her.

"What say you and me go back to the Lincoln Bedroom and I show you what we mean in Texas by Chili Con Carne?"

by RT November 22, 2004

silicon carne

Cyberporn. Pun on (hot-flavoured) chili con carne (chili with meat) and the silicon in the chips in your computer.

I surfed the web for the sites my friends from school had set up two or three years before and found myself looking at more and more silicon carne instead.

by Fearman January 8, 2008