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Carlson's Scrolls 

n. notes on courting girls passed on amongst high school kids.

"Carlson" is the title given to the mastermind in courtship techniques in the class - it was alleged that "Carl-" refers to "Court", and "-son" refers to "God" in Cantonese-Chinese dialect, meaning "God of Courtships".
Student A: "Look what I got from Zieglar's drawer!"
Student B & C: "It's Carlson's Scrolls!"
Student A: "Yep. See this one.. 'probing hands'.. that sounds brilliant!"
Student D: "Looks like Zieglar is gonna try these techniques on Rona this summer.. emmm..."
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Carlson Incident 

When one passes up a perfect opportunity to bang a hot chick but for no good reason doesn't. He is either oblivious to when she flirts with him or he is a pussy bitch.
Meg was totally sexting Dan but he had himself a Carlson incident.
Carlson Incident by Gator Dick December 8, 2012

Carlson Becker

Extremely Dank person who has the dankest memes and is the top ๐Ÿ†‘๐Ÿ…พ๏ธโ›Žโœ๏ธ
Carlson Becker by Scronchinatpr February 15, 2018

Carlson Deshawn Anthony Dennis 

carlson deshawn anthony dennis is short.

Carlson School of Management 

A school of high achieving students that are hated upon because of their future wealth.
I hate Jim, he is going to be making so much money because he goes to the Carlson School of Management.

Carlson Evidence 

Shocking or damning evidence that has to the potential to fundamentally affect an outcome, but that the holder can't ever show you.
"He argued he had Carlson evidence proving he did not steal the petty cash from his employer, that he had copies of it, and it would clear his name, but he could never show it to anyone because the only copy was lost."
Carlson Evidence by JG_in_SB October 30, 2020

Carlson (3D) 

A game made by Dani that is still in deplovment
Dani:Oh so you donโ€™t know what Carlson (3D) is?
Carlson (3D) by SUB2DANI November 4, 2021