Tucker Carlson

Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".

Tucker Carlson now has a show on MSNBC that hardly anyone watches.

by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006

Tucker Carlson

Used to be on Crossfire.
Now on "The Situation with Tucker Carlson" on MSNBC.
He's the guy with the bow-tie.
Has problems with public breast-feeding.

"Dude, that bow-tie!"
"I know, Tucker Carlson, man."

by shorelines September 14, 2005

Haley Carlson

Blows you away with her beautiful smile and amazing body and is the hottest girl you will ever see

Wow is that haley Carlson the hottest girl on school!

by cjeofkd September 30, 2018

Hot Carlson

Similar to a Hot Carl but a Hot Carlson is when you piss on the face and then defecate on it.

Blaine: Dude, I can't believe you fucked Charity.
Nick: If you think that is bad than did you know Greener gave her a Hot Carlson?
Blaine: Dude, did you still kiss her?
Nick: Ya toungue and all. I love that shit.

by Hot Carl Gustav February 7, 2009

caty carlson

the best friend someone couldever have. shes amazing and the most beautiful soul and most attractive person. she will always be there for you to pull you out of a problem even if she pushed you in. lol. she rediculously smart and amazing.

nobody can get like caty carlson

by catys sexy best friend January 11, 2009

Carlson's Scrolls

n. notes on courting girls passed on amongst high school kids.

"Carlson" is the title given to the mastermind in courtship techniques in the class - it was alleged that "Carl-" refers to "Court", and "-son" refers to "God" in Cantonese-Chinese dialect, meaning "God of Courtships".

Student A: "Look what I got from Zieglar's drawer!"
Student B & C: "It's Carlson's Scrolls!"
Student A: "Yep. See this one.. 'probing hands'.. that sounds brilliant!"
Student D: "Looks like Zieglar is gonna try these techniques on Rona this summer.. emmm..."

by Benji "Carlson" Wong November 16, 2011

Carlson Incident

When one passes up a perfect opportunity to bang a hot chick but for no good reason doesn't. He is either oblivious to when she flirts with him or he is a pussy bitch.

Meg was totally sexting Dan but he had himself a Carlson incident.

by Gator Dick December 8, 2012