I couldnt care less

Means that someone is unable to care any less for your current situation.

Person 1: I hurt my leg
Person 2: I couldnt care less, go away!

by Gazado October 10, 2005

care police

A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.

Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."

Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."
...............___@@@__
......_____//____?____\______
----o--------CARE-POLICE----@)
-----`--(@)=====+====(@)-

by Thomas E. Peay September 15, 2004

Trump Care

A Copyrighted version of Obama Care it takes care of rich ass old people like Bill Gates and his saggy ass dick

Woah its Trump Care I am too poor to afford it so I'm going to go to Obama Care.

by Ello am a Yijie June 15, 2017

like i care

usually said to a person you got you pissed off
and you would like to answer him in a got annoyed way

John: (after saying something about your ex) hey i got a new tattoo
Ann: like i care

by kissmebabe February 25, 2012

Its just because we care

An overused term you can use to justify being overbearing, bossy, controlling or rude.

Street Preacher: HINDUS, GAYS, MUSLIMS, FEMINIST WILL BURN IN HELL IF THEY DONT CHANGE.
Random person: Look shut up. Why dont you stop harassing everyone?
Street Preacher: Its just Because we care
RP: That again?

Evan: Why do you keep meddling in my life? I can take care of myself. I dont need you telling me which way to pee.
Nick: Its just because I care

Selena: Man this teacher gives me so much homework, that I am spending all evening and weekend doing homework. I have a life.
Irene: Its just because she cares.

by Auntieroger121 June 9, 2011

I could care less

Wrong slang. It's supposed to be "I couldn't care less" - because I have no interest. "I could care less" means there is some interest.

"Leaving? I couldn't care less."

by ninedots December 3, 2004

Carea

A womans name. Carea's are known for their beauty, and for their thespian abilities. Carea's also excell at medical tasks such as radiology.

I played a video game with a girl named Carea.

by Zultar1976 February 5, 2010