narcoholic

Being addicted to sleep.

Lately all I want to do is sleep. It's like I'm a narcoholic.

by jedapeg December 11, 2011

chocoholic

People who like chocolate, but don't understand the rules of word endings.

Derived (incorrectly) from "alcohol" and "alcoholic".

"Now I've met many chocoholics, but I ain't never seen no 'chocohol'" - Demetri Martin

by forteblast May 19, 2010

Cartholic

Someone who only believes in god when car keys are missing, car won't start, police lights are in the rear view mirror, car is getting annual inspection, there's traffic when he's late.

Sally: John's an atheist right?

Ted: No, he's a Cartholic. I was at his house and he couldn't find his keys. He was like, 'Dear god, please help me find my keys. If I find them I'll go to church this Sunday.'

Sally: Oh, what a douche.

by sprtagt May 6, 2014

Chocoholic

A man or woman who is attracted exclusively to black people. (white people = vanilloholic, but people don't say that)

Kelly is such a chocoholic. That bitch be droolin' over Kobe and M.J.

by Nick D May 22, 2003

Cathoholic

A person who affiliates with the Roman Catholic Church and drinks heavily. Contrary to popular belief, Cathoholics are not limited to being Irish/German Catholics.

Hey did you see Jeff drink at the Lenten Fish Fry last week? He's such a Cathoholic.

by wjp311 April 10, 2011

Chocoholic

A person who is addicted to chocohol.

Better hide all the chocohol before my mother-in-law gets here; she is a big-league chocoholic.

by Rick Santorum November 14, 2006

capoholic

a person in a chatroom or forum that only uses CAPS.
Some consider it a form of yelling.
The person using only caps is addicted to typing in all caps.

HELLO CHATROOM
I AM A CAPOHOLIC

by knkie April 30, 2014