carcissism

Being in love with one's automobile, usually the the point that it's really annoying. Common with people just getting their first car, or people who have invested a lot of money in a worthless car.

Yes, so you ripped a wing off a Plymouth Superbird and hot-glued it to your Civic. Congratulations, you're guilty of senseless carcissism. You can stop talking about it now. Yes, yes, I know how you need to hold down the back end of your front-wheel-drive car. Please, for the love of God, just shut up.

by Wasser_spiegel May 9, 2007

Carisma

An inherent driving ability that naturally inspires the confidence of passengers

Guy 1: Man, I'm so psyched for this road trip
Guy 2: Why is Danny driving? I've been driving for longer, it should be me
Guy 3: Sorry dude you're just not up to it
Guy 2: Oh yeah, what does he have that I don't
Guy 3: Carisma

by Blargle Margle August 6, 2011

cartismoked

Most sexy editor

"i just followed Cartismoked on tiktok!"
"you get bitches 100%!"

by hitlerstan October 5, 2021

catcism

a cat’s equivalence of racism

: that cat is uglier than the other :/
: now that’s just plain catcism!

by emmy.d December 12, 2022

Carnism

A term concocted and frequently used by smug misanthropic vegan cultists and budding domestic eco-terrorists to marginalize the normal socially acceptable behavior of using animal products. Because their agenda has no chance of ever achieving any mainstream appeal they use this and similar labels to disparage their fellow human beings while simultaneously fellating each other in their extremist online echo chambers.

Vegan "If you don't eat meat but still eat honey, which is bee vomit meant for baby bees, or sleep on silk sheets you are still guilty of carnism."

Carnist "How many bees or silkworms did you save today from your computer?"

Vegan:"Zero"

by luvsdabud January 25, 2018

Caraism

disbelief of warm-ups before a cross-country/track race begins. Also, Anti-Abell and Pro-Yan!

Ms. Riceball believes in Caraism because she created it, and Mr. Pineapple-maker believes in Caraism because he is left with no other choice...

by aka Riceball July 20, 2008

carcasm

sarcasm used in a car.

guy in car #1: man, that chick last night was alllll over you huh
guy in car #2: quit with the fucking carcasm.

by greg <3's ellen November 6, 2008