Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!
by Car washer February 8, 2020

by Leonard May 13, 2005

another word used to describe a blow job which is the act of having sex with the mouth look also in oral sex
"dude i was at my girlfriends house and she gave me a car wash, she washed the most important car of all"
by xander torres June 27, 2008

Post sex maneuver deriving from missionary position, where the male crawls forward and drags his flaccid and semi-moist penis up and over the females face slowly, and continues until it falls off the forehead toward the latter region of the head. A reverse after completion is preferred but optional.
After some creamy, grizzled sex, Raptor wanted to change the song on Itunes. While reaching for his computer, he crawled over Zumacrume, accidentally giving her 'the car wash'.
by JoshHjelt November 16, 2009

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

by Thadeus January 11, 2009

Your Lover (Female/Male) lies on their back, you then take your testicles and dip them into your lover's mouth soaking them. You then pull out your now soaked testicles and drag them along your lover's face. When your testicles reach your lover's forehead you fart on your lover's face to dry them off. CARWASH
by AKA(Imodium) January 25, 2010
