Craptacularity

To achieve a level of undeserved success so bad it cannot even be referred to as hilarity.

Rihanna and Lady Gaga have reached a level of craptacularity once unheard of, even by the likes of Britney Spears and the Backstreet Boys.

by Adam Bomb 669 March 31, 2010

craptacular

Description of something that has achieved a new and ultimate level of crappiness, such that there is almost something spectacular about it. Also see: sucktastic, pukeriffic

Bobby: How do you like my Christmas
light display?

Christmas Light Display: *Bzzzt-crack*!

Johnny: It's craptacular.

by Bunifa Latifah Halifa Sharifah Jackson September 5, 2003

craptacular

An adjective describing something that is stunningly bad. The opposite of spectacular.

That was the most craptacular movie! It had no action, no plot, and no hot chicks!

by Billme February 9, 2009

donaldo dies caniculares

/donaldo•dee-ess•khanee•cue lar es/
noun: informal

1. A period of nationwide political and economic stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, decline, and moral turpitude brought on by inadequate political leadership.

2. A period of rising temperatures and sea levels often referred to by scientists as global warming, but currently denied to exist or blamed by the majority of US Republicans and some Far Right Activists on too many pot smokers in liberal states, or on the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers.

1. Mr Scaramucci may have been disappointed when he realized he couldn't take the heat of a donaldo dies caniculares, but he was utterly stunned to discover the cooling effect it would have beneath his sheets.

2. At first, Jeffe couldn't believe his people could grow this kind of pot in Lapland tundra, and it was all because of donaldo dies caniculares. Now, however, he was in the habit of passing out cigar sized joints with a smile and saying, "Here, Have a Donaldo Diaz!"

by PensiveQuills August 15, 2017

Craptacular

When something is so bad that it has reached it's zenith on the Richter scale of Suckdom.

Dude #1: "Today really sucked..."

Dude #2: "I'm sorry to hear that you've had another craptacular day... "

by Kali Vastel April 14, 2007

craptacular

(1) Monumentally shitty piece of work;
(2) Especially gratifying, albeit explosive, bowel movement

As in, "craptacular": (1) Wild-eyed, killer blue bronco at Denver International Airport;
(2) Generally accompanied by aggressive sighing and tears running down face

by IvanTheLovable March 17, 2010

craptacular

1. Very horrible

2. A mass abundance of crap

3. The opposite of " popular "

" It's craptacular! "

" He's craptacular "

by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006