captainlevisleftasscheek

captainlevisleftasscheek is 100% the hottest and coolest person ever. captainlevisleftasscheek is so funny and makes everyone laugh with their superior humor. this is true and also a fact. captainlevisleftasscheek is the best.

some may find captainlevisleftasscheek boring, but i think theyre the best person to ever exist

by mars 👉😈👈 June 24, 2021

CaptainBear

A Windows loving, Linux hating, iOS using, Android hating, programming GOD.

I would have sex with CaptainBear any day due to his hotness and programming skills.

by crazywillbear April 6, 2021

captainking1

The greatest funky snooker/pool player that ever lived no one can do it like him, his sheer charm and sexiness dazzles the opponent as he strikes forth!

captainking1 is such a beast!!

by Sudan Rocks1 October 17, 2011

CaptainSpecs

The coolest most litastic person ever. Also not a very common name, as this being the first and only entry ever

Did u hear about CaptainSpecs
No. His litness transcends me.

by Not_lucas_from_loserville May 16, 2018

captainportugal

Best youtuber in the world

That guy is like Captainportugal

by anonymous October 23, 2020

captainleviseyebrows

a TikToker that loves edsheeran

wow is that a “captainleviseyebrows?”
yes it is they are very swag

by cheesecakeelmosworld June 8, 2021

CaptainBear

A Linux loving, Windows despising, computer and programming GOD.

I love CaptainBear because he's so hot and sexy and good at coding.

by crazywillbear June 23, 2021