captain hook 

someone with a crooked penis. a penis that looks like captain hook's hook. it can bend to either the east, or the west. occasionally caused by running into poles or other hard objects with a hard-on.

"hey mike i thought you were cool until i found out you were a captain hook"

captain hook by erik lesley May 24, 2009

Captain Hook 

First start with her dog-style with you behind. Next you need to extend your index, ring and pinkie. The third step you need to line up and ram the index finger in the butt and the two other fingers in the vag. Make sure you have the index finger on your free hand curled to resemble a fish hook. When you ram it in, you'll 'shock' her and make her look back. This is when you want to use that 'fish hook.' Slide that finger in her mouth and pull back like you got a Marlin.

When I was attacking Catory from behind she yelled harder...so I pulled out and gave Tinker Bell the old Captain Hook!

Captain Hook by Kevin Todd Ruthven May 4, 2005

Captain Hook 

the nickname for a Mike
Usually in high school
very famous in Maine

Mike is a Captain Hook

Captain Hook by tennis131 February 23, 2010

Captain Hook 

The nickname given to a male with a small, hook shaped penis.

"Dang, Michael Wolfe! Your Ex is now calling you Captain Hook after last night!"

Captain Hook by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009

captain hook 

term for one who has to jack off with 1 finger because their dick is so small(Jason Sansouci)

Whats up Captain Hook.

captain hook by manny January 28, 2003

captain hook 

a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.

looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.

captain hook by joe blow November 12, 2002

Captain Hook 

when a man loves himself so much that he must have sex with himself by curving his erection into a hook and penetrate himself in the anus.

Dude, I was staring at myself in the mirror and i had no choice but to give myself a captain hook.

Captain Hook by Cale Mays April 9, 2005