"Cap'n Toad" is the best family friendly game character in Scratch and won the "unoriginal to funniest" award by "@LTW64"
by LTW64writes April 30, 2022
Get the Cap'n Toadmug. An internet pirate that has pirated everything from music to wii games. this person has pirated so much that he now has a 50K year sentence in federal prison. watch out for this type, they will steal your entire computer.
by Madhatter'11 July 20, 2009
Get the Cap'n Kyvalmug. an obviously drunk cartoon character used to promote the best tasting cereal line, ever. peanut butter and choco-donut crunch mixed together and eaten with chocolate milk has been known to produce effects in the brain associated with LSD and crack cocaine.
'... in each special marked box of Cap'n Crunch cereal you'll find a torch lighter and a glass novelty tube. Imagine the uses, kids!
by cereal killa January 18, 2005
Get the cap'n crunchmug. by Joe Gentile August 16, 2007
Get the cap'n bloodsnatchmug. Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.
"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"
"Lemme see."
"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"
"Lemme see."
"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"
by Sebastian B. August 23, 2004
Get the Cap'n Kirkmug. by the Awesome April 19, 2005
Get the Cap'n Hahvahdmug. The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the certification test; akin to kids who dig through a full box of Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.
The staff is bypassing a lot of valuable training because they are Cap'n Crunching the online course.
by SINJim February 4, 2021
Get the Cap'n Crunchingmug.