An internet pirate that has pirated everything from music to wii games. this person has pirated so much that he now has a 50K year sentence in federal prison. watch out for this type, they will steal your entire computer.
by Madhatter'11 July 20, 2009
Get the Cap'n Kyvalmug. A person who frequently masturbates to give themself blue balls just so they can get oral from a girl. The girl's name usually starts with the letter "K".
by Madhatter'11 February 20, 2009
Get the Tommy Kmug.