Definitions by Madhatter'11

Cap'n Kyval 

An internet pirate that has pirated everything from music to wii games. this person has pirated so much that he now has a 50K year sentence in federal prison. watch out for this type, they will steal your entire computer.

Wow, that guy has a 50K year sentence for pirating...what a cap'n Kyval

Cap'n Kyval by Madhatter'11 July 20, 2009

Tommy K 

A person who frequently masturbates to give themself blue balls just so they can get oral from a girl. The girl's name usually starts with the letter "K".

Tommy K just gave himself blue balls so that girl will give him oral

Tommy K by Madhatter'11 February 20, 2009