canyon

someone who likes to ride horses and bitch at everyone about everything.
chloe: markala, shut the fuck up. nobody cares.
markala: damn! quit being such a canyon.
by misses night hawk January 19, 2011
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canyon

Places where redneck high schoolers party at. Location often provides the opportunity of "mudding." Canyon parties are fun, no doubt, but often not very well thought-out.
*Big & Rich blaring in the background of canyon party*
"Shit son! the po's are coming! Let's climb up into the trees so we don't get caught!"
*4 hours later*
"Well, I'm finally sobering up...do you think they wrote down my license plates while they were here?"
by idaho, udaho September 28, 2006
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Canyoned

Having sex with a girl in the ass. Based on the act of inserting one's dick inside of a girl's "Canyon" or ass in this case.
I swear. On Everything. I have never Canyoned her.
by MitchTits January 22, 2011
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Canyonism

When you have sex with Burt too many times and your vagina gets stretched out like a rubber band. It's also when the male, A.K.A Large Nut, gets impregnated in his large nut with an embryo from the ghost.
You could fit your whole head in there.
by L.T. March 28, 2003
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canyoneering

The act of racing through twisting roads for the pure thrill of it. It matters not what car you are in as long as you are pushing that vehicle to its limits. Some of the most common cars for canyoneering are : The Subaru Impreza, Nissan 240SX, Mitsubishi Evo, and strangely enough the Pontiac Grand Am.

This practice is based loosely on the practice of the drifting that was started in the canyons and mountains of Japan. But we don't go sideways on purpose.
Craig: I found this excellent road off of Santiago Canyon. There is a part where it looks like the road ends.

Stephen: Thats ridiculous, we should go canyoneering through it this afternoon.

Craig: Canyoneering Aho!
by fearthis December 06, 2006
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canyon moon

this is one of harry styles’ best songs and tbh you should go stream it before his cat evie (who tf knew he has a cat) gets angry at u
person 1: “ugh i hate canyon moon by harry styles
person 2: *punches person 1 for having no taste*
by coucouxmedicine September 01, 2020
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Canyon Moon

Canyon Moon — the 10th track of Harry Styles's second debut album. she's the queen.
"Yo dude have you heard about Canyon Moon?"

"Yeah bro! STAN HARRY STYLES!"
by the ultimate harry styles fan November 19, 2019
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