cancer. the biggest fucking simps. you’ll be really lucky to have them in your life, but you wont realize it until you lose them. they are honestly some of the funnest people around, with the best sense of humour. they also probably really like tiktok lol.
by badass bitch 😽 June 27, 2020
Cancer is what things like smoking, exposure to radiation, genetically enhanced food, and furbies cause.
Doctor:Well Mr. Smith, you have stomach cancer and you have 3 months to live, you have no money, your house has been reposessed, your children sent to work in a sweat shop in thailand for 3 cents an hour making Nike's, and your wife has no where to go and will most likely die due to starvation, but I do have some good news.
You:..............
Doctor: I just saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
You:..............
Doctor: I just saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
by Expatriot September 04, 2004
Slime videos and any people who try to entertain kids on youtube because they aren't funny. So essentially people who play fortnite and think they're good at it.
by NothingG.A.Y January 14, 2019
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