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cambush

Portmanteau of "camera" and "ambush". To surprise someone by taking a picture of them. They generally notice right as the photo is being taken, and the resulting image is often lulzy.
"Wow, you look like a deer in headlights in this pic."

"Yeah, I know...Jason cambushed me."
by The Nixinator April 3, 2009
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Cambuslang

One of the scummiest locations on earth, Cambuslang proudly represents all that is wrong with Glasgow. Featuring neds, a trillion orange females and numerous halfies, this shit-hive should be nuked and erased from history as soon as possible.
Cambuslang is the hometown of Tiders the halfie. No surprise there.
by Tiders-the-halfie September 20, 2009
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Cambuslang Coco Pop Cannon

Extreme homosexual act originating in Cambuslang, Glasgow whereby one participant (the cannon) grabs his ankles and the other (the coco pop lover) kneels behind him. On the count of three, the cannon forces out the most powerful shart possible while the coco pop lover shouts "SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP". Score is awarded based on how many 'coco pops' make it into the recievers mouth.
Mr McMenemy is hereby charged with the unlawful discharge of a Cambuslang Coco Pop Cannon in the direction of Mr Tiders.
by Al-Kai'eran October 4, 2009
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Canibus

A alien/machine hybrid pretending to be a MC hip hop rapper, his exact origin is unsure ... his songs ands visual imagery offer cause brain damage to those of lesser intelligence, and cause even more damage to those who do understand them and attempt to decipher them.
These rhymes resemble knots being tied to time lines,
Becomes a nonlinear noose that will snap your mind,
FIRST! Sever your spine!

The music is layered, not computer generated,
A human made it to satisfy unusual cravings,
The mystic in a room with crystal walls & floors,
Looking into a crystal quartz orb, reciting lyrical law,
That cause warm feeling sensations precipitating from the finger tips,
To the arms, to the lips, to the jaws,
To a gold tongue that spits to the tone of the drum,
With the oxygen that flows down the throat to the lungs,
Till every color of my Chakra glows brighter than the Sun,
YOU and I become WE, WE become ONE!
And the Clarity of �C� ingularity has begun,

Between ZERO POINT ZERO & ZERO POINT ONE!
Combinatrix, anything of this persuasion is considered ageless,

BEYOND THE MATRIX!!
Beyond time displacement of space & spaceships in oasis,
Beyond the reach of human contemplation,
Through my music, magic, and inoculated interaction,
Rip The Jacker shows you the future in fragments,

Warning, listening to Canibus after smoking might drive you insane.
by TheWatcher917 December 3, 2010
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Canibus Central

n. 1. A site (www.canibus-central.com) that contains a forums overrun with homosexuality, hoaxes, and unfairness. 2. Total gayness.

v. centralled, centralling, centrals. 1. To overrun an internet forums with homosexuality, hoaxes, and unfairness. 2. To be totally gay. 3. To run a site by banning the people you don't like and allowing the ones you do to wreak unlimited havoc.
That gay bar at the end of the street is so canibus central.

Stop being canibus central.

Those guys holding hands are a couple of canibus centrals.

John canibus centralled my website.
by Miryam Websta February 6, 2005
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Cambuslang Curryblood

An asian from Cambuslang. Also includes halfies, no matter how much they pretend to be white. This derives from the well known fact that if you cut one of them, they bleed curry powder.
Tiders is a definite Cambuslang Curryblood, don't pay attention to the checked "White" box on that application form.
by Tiders! October 4, 2009
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cambusdoon

Scotlands one and only
"Is that cambusdoon"
"Yes and they just beat kilmarnock!"
by Doon fc December 7, 2021
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