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Cummunism

Public ownership of the means of baby production
Person A: So what even is cummunism? Is that some form of communism?
Person B: No, better, because under cummunism the workers would seize the means of reproduction
by -Doops- May 31, 2021
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Automated Communism

The term used to describe the economy after all manual jobs and work are automated by robots, allowing time to be allocated to the arts and entertainment from daily labour.
Scientists predict that after advanced in robotics we will achieve Automated Communism and not have to work.
by mememaker333 April 25, 2017
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Cainunism

Noun:

1. A political theory derived from Herman Cain, advocating the ideas of state permitted gun bans, corporatism, Keynesianism, new taxation, collectivism, and ever increasing taxation. People following this political theory are often deaf-blind-mutes incapable of hearing, seeing, or communicating once they become indoctrinated.
Cainunism is great,the government takes all my money and in return they monitor everything I do and throw me in prison when i don't agree with them. Utopia it is.
by ComradeCain October 10, 2011
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cumunism

The act of ejaculating in a cup. Then diving the cum amongst the townspeople. ALL IN THE NAME OF MOTHER RUSSIA.
It is said that Russia still practices cumunism. I don't know seems pretty gay to me.
by TRa papa pa February 18, 2020
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Communism

A utopia(keyword "utopia") where everyone will be "equal" and thrown into Siberia coal mines in freezing temperatures and a hungry stomach
Redditor:"That's not real Communism!"

Person above room temperature iq:"There is no real Communism as it is always a theory and it simply cannot work."
by Average r/genzedong user March 21, 2022
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COMMUNISM

communism is a system that benefits workers people who use their strength everyday to work, those worker would get more then a office worker

and it worked BUT it is easily breakable, its like glass one wrong move and the country in in financial crisis
a good example is when gorbachev gave away/sold all state owned property to people who had never managed property ownership and product distribution
man collapsed the soviet union within 2 years

he also managed to coin a few stereotypes like no food
in the end communism works well and the people live happy lives
by DontYouJustWantToKillYourself October 27, 2022
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